Evil Lord of Evil

If they didn't want me to side with the villain, they shouldn't have queer coded them and also made them say things I agree with.

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Giving up: It’s like trying but easier

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #15: Hold up a mirror so they collapse at the sight of their own ugly face. Skip joyously over their incapacitated body.

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #14: Blow bubbles at them

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #13: Slice them in half with your actual light-saber

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #12: Stuff those nerds in a barrel!

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #11: Point right at them. Pie to the face.

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #10: Shoot down their fascist banner and hope they get tangled up in it.

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Me, summoning a portal to run away from all of my problems.

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #9: Hit ‘em with a sneezy bolt (not to be confused with pepper spray?)

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Skeletor: Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #8: Surrounded? Just jump through the ceiling to escape.

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“Sometimes in order to find what’s right, you have to stop trying.”

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #7: Sneak up on their column. Pick off the last one in line. Steal their uniform and use it to infiltrate their base of operations. CAUTION-- the disguise may not hide your fabulous hair and you could be walking into a trap.

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“I hate sunshine!”

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She-Ra’s tips for dealing with the cops

Tip #6: Hide in the bushes. Fake your own death. Sneak around behind their tank lines. Shout at your buddy to shoot you a steel arrow. Catch the arrow. Shoot that arrow through all of their assembled forces.

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Me, remembering the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference every day for the rest of my life.

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