Mido! But E-VIL!!

[evil-mido]

It’s coming.

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[therealkheel]

Yeah, there's lots of interesting things outside of forests!

[evil-mido]

Would you be willing to show me? What other kinds of people are there??

[therealkheel]

Yeah! I'm willing to show you.

[She isn't. But he'll be dealt with before she has to.]

[evil-mido]

Thanks! Where should we go first?

*He’s so woefully unprepared for anything, he has no clue about any danger. It would be easy to change him.

[therealkheel]

Hm, I dunno. But maybe you can see the world from a different perspective.

[evil-mido]

Oh, really?? How???

[therealkheel]

[She holds out her talons.]

I can show you, if you take hold of my talons!

[evil-mido]

*He gazes at her talons curiously, poking one.

Is this your hand? How do you write and eat without a proper hand?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, they're basically my hand! I'm used to writing and eating with them!

[She has to suppress her annoyance. He needs to hold her talons.]

[evil-mido]

Cool!

*He grins, then holds her talons.

Excited to see what you’ll show me.

[therealkheel]

[She smiles. To Mido, it may look like a kind smile. But to anyone else, it would be a smile with bad intentions.]

[She's been so bored today! So, she turned someone into a deer, a koala and now... Something... Flying!]

[She, rather quickly starts to shift Mido's threads. His legs become talons, his arms become wings, his body becomes small, round, and soft. His head becomes small as well, but his eyes are large. ]

[evil-mido]

*Mido startles at the change, trying to pull away. But he can’t get his hands free before they’re replaced with wings, before he’s shrunk and grown feathers. He gives a confused hoot, trying to look at him. He doesn’t understand.

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[therealkheel]

Yeah, there's lots of interesting things outside of forests!

[evil-mido]

Would you be willing to show me? What other kinds of people are there??

[therealkheel]

Yeah! I'm willing to show you.

[She isn't. But he'll be dealt with before she has to.]

[evil-mido]

Thanks! Where should we go first?

*He’s so woefully unprepared for anything, he has no clue about any danger. It would be easy to change him.

[therealkheel]

Hm, I dunno. But maybe you can see the world from a different perspective.

[evil-mido]

Oh, really?? How???

[therealkheel]

[She holds out her talons.]

I can show you, if you take hold of my talons!

[evil-mido]

*He gazes at her talons curiously, poking one.

Is this your hand? How do you write and eat without a proper hand?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, they're basically my hand! I'm used to writing and eating with them!

[She has to suppress her annoyance. He needs to hold her talons.]

[evil-mido]

Cool!

*He grins, then holds her talons.

Excited to see what you’ll show me.

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[therealkheel]

Yeah, there's lots of interesting things outside of forests!

[evil-mido]

Would you be willing to show me? What other kinds of people are there??

[therealkheel]

Yeah! I'm willing to show you.

[She isn't. But he'll be dealt with before she has to.]

[evil-mido]

Thanks! Where should we go first?

*He’s so woefully unprepared for anything, he has no clue about any danger. It would be easy to change him.

[therealkheel]

Hm, I dunno. But maybe you can see the world from a different perspective.

[evil-mido]

Oh, really?? How???

[therealkheel]

[She holds out her talons.]

I can show you, if you take hold of my talons!

[evil-mido]

*He gazes at her talons curiously, poking one.

Is this your hand? How do you write and eat without a proper hand?

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[therealkheel]

Yeah, there's lots of interesting things outside of forests!

[evil-mido]

Would you be willing to show me? What other kinds of people are there??

[therealkheel]

Yeah! I'm willing to show you.

[She isn't. But he'll be dealt with before she has to.]

[evil-mido]

Thanks! Where should we go first?

*He’s so woefully unprepared for anything, he has no clue about any danger. It would be easy to change him.

[therealkheel]

Hm, I dunno. But maybe you can see the world from a different perspective.

[evil-mido]

Oh, really?? How???

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[therealkheel]

Yeah, there's lots of interesting things outside of forests!

[evil-mido]

Would you be willing to show me? What other kinds of people are there??

[therealkheel]

Yeah! I'm willing to show you.

[She isn't. But he'll be dealt with before she has to.]

[evil-mido]

Thanks! Where should we go first?

*He’s so woefully unprepared for anything, he has no clue about any danger. It would be easy to change him.

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[therealkheel]

Yeah, there's lots of interesting things outside of forests!

[evil-mido]

Would you be willing to show me? What other kinds of people are there??

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[therealkheel]

[She giggles at that question.]

No? That's silly! I was born a Rito!

[evil-mido]

Oh. Huh! Maybe I really should leave the forest, then!

*He smiles, his small fairy coming out from under his hat and circling around him. It chimes, and he tilts his head in confusion.

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[therealkheel]

Yeah, kinda! I'm less of a bird than actual birds, I'm like a bird person!

[evil-mido]

Wow! Thats cool. How did you become a bird person? Is it like how Hylians turn to Skull Kids or Stalfos if they get lost in the forest?

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[therealkheel]

I'm a Rito! You don't seem like a normal Hylian.

[evil-mido]

I’m a Kokiri! I live in the forest with the other forest children. What’s a Rito? Are you a bird?

[evil-mido]

[A bird person is approaching you.]

- @therealkheel

*He jumps at the sight, eyes going wide.

Uh- hello?? I know I haven't left the forest lately but what the heck are you???

*He's genuinely curious, though his blunt words could be seen as rude.

[evil-mido]

Hello! Hi! Hey! Greetings! Salutations!

Did you know that the reason Kokiri are afraid of Link in another reality IS because of you spreading around misinformation of him supposedly killing the Deku tree? Now you do.

- @evil-time-traveler

Hello! Kokiri are- afraid, of Link? Wait, why would any version of me spread misinformation like that?? 😧 that’s not nice at all!

Besides, he’s not even the one that did it! Even I know that >:(

[evil-mido]

Mido..? Oh! Mido, you're evil too? How's Saria?

.

⛼ @mask-link

Link!! How evil it is to see you my friend!!

Yes, I am evil! Being evil doesn’t mean I can’t be polite, though! 😁

Saria, I think she’s doing fine! I haven’t talked with her in a while, actually!

[mask-link]

Yeah! I can say the same, it's been a while.

That's pretty good! What kind of evil things do you do?

*puts hand to chin* Mhm... I swore you'd know where it was but it's okay, I hope she's okay.

How are you goin'? Everything allright? Any monster around there?

[evil-mido]

Pull evil pranks, mostly! Polite to your face, evil to your things!

Oh, she probably is, knowing her.

Yeah! Everything’s fine here, no more monsters than the usual. How is everything with you? :)

[evil-mido]

Mido..? Oh! Mido, you're evil too? How's Saria?

.

⛼ @mask-link

Link!! How evil it is to see you my friend!!

Yes, I am evil! Being evil doesn’t mean I can’t be polite, though! 😁

Saria, I think she’s doing fine! I haven’t talked with her in a while, actually!

[evil-mido]

Hey, Mido! Would you like to put centipedes in Good Link’s armor?

@random-kokiri

@random-kokiri

HMMMMM….

Okay! Are you providing the centipedes? I don’t have any right now, but I’m totally willing!!

Also, which Good Link? There is. Quite a number of them now!

[illcamp]

all the gang is together

[evil-mido]

Hey guys look what I found :D

[little-kokiri-link]

A few years ago, (or maybe it was longer than that?) The Great Deku Tree sent me on a quest. I lost my fairy, and since then have been searching to find her. Good thing I have a bunch of masks to help me out if I need them!

@the-evil-librarian

[evil-mido]

Ah- hello!! Link!!! It feels like it’s been forever!! How have you been!!