Evil The Cat Dash

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[thefriendlypigeon]

Happy Halloween! :D

[evil-thecat-blog]

DireSlug on Swiflie

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[evil-thecat-blog]

@tiraynan

[tiraynan]

We love a boy. I had to bribe him with fries to get him to pose for me.

[havenroze]

look theyre girlfriends i dont make the rules

(DO NOT REPOST TO OTHER WEBSITES)

[srsfunny]

Everyone In The Town I Live In

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i installed the owo extnesion. what a terrible decision

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

im going to be sick

[transstripes-deactivated2018033]

[archatlas]

Pixel Art Floor Plans from Classic 80’s Films by NeoMam Studios

If you grew up in the 80s, you probably spent a lot of time staring at pixel graphics – either at the arcade or on your big tube TV set. And when the Nintendo wasn’t plugged in, you were probably watching a now-iconic 80s movie.So why not get those nostalgia juices flowing and check out these pixel floor plans of rooms from seven of the decade’s classic movies?

Identified from the top:

Headquarters, 2nd floor (Ghostbusters, 1984)

Doc’s garage (Back to the Future, 1985)

Elliot’s bedroom (E.T., 1982)

Millenium Falcon (Return of the Jedi, 1983)

Mr. Miyagi’s garden (Karate Kid, 1984)

Library (The Breakfast Club, 1985)

Cameron’s garage (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986)

[memehumor]

The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar. 

[quasi-normalcy]

Do…

Do people not understand that the research is supposed to come before you formulate your opinion?

[no-chill-at-all]

[kingoftheravensarchive]

Vasilija: I’m going to McDonald’s you want anything? Loki: I want my kids back. Vas: Vas:  Vas: McDonald’s took your kids?

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[sixpenceee]

A wave engulfs the statue of Neptune on Melenara Beach, Gran Canaria

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[archatlas]

Mini Gardens on the Move: Japanese Landscapers Transform Truck Beds Into Bucolic Worlds 

Once a year, landscape artists from across Japan gather to transform the beds of their miniature trucks into tiny, bucolic worlds.The Kei Tora is a type of small truck which takes its roots in japan, but can be found throughout Asia. As the practical vehicle is used primarily in the agricultural industry, the ‘Japan Federation of Landscape Contractors’ designated it as a canvas for its annual Kei truck garden contest.