I Outlasted The Other Guy

buy my game boy

[evil-todd-howard-official]

Buy my game, boy. Come on now. You want to. Your free will is meaningless in the face of a tantalizing next gen Skyrim release.

[oblivionloading]

There is a 5% chance that any mudcrab will be a reincarnated Dagoth Ur that will speak in his voice.

[evil-todd-howard-official]

This is real and canon. Because I said so. Good luck figuring out how to activate this feature. It involves a long and boring side quest. Yes. The one you're thinking of.

It'll check the flag for the reincarnation feature, unlocking the voice lines. Unfortunately, due to an unexpected glitch, erm, feature, you will be unable to hear the lines. Sorry about that. We at Bethesda will not be fixing this feature. Sucks to suck.

[lydia-skyrim]

I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver - Your hands only.

Let's see here... Looks like that's it. Got to go.

Why have you sent me this. I'm scared my thane what did they mean by this.

[evil-todd-howard-official]

What do you think it means, housecarl Lydia?

[lydia-skyrim]

Aren't you the guy who's supposed to be writing the next Elder Scroll so I can escape this timeloop?

[evil-todd-howard-official]

No :)

We at Bethesda are hard at work to bring you The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.... AGAIN!

We do hope you enjoy our super special Skyrim Legendarily Special Legacy Edition! Celebrate 15 years of Our Best Game, coming soon this autumn!

ONLY $75.99

Our ultra premium lowest price yet! Don't look that up. Look into my kind, trustworthy, Todd Howard eyes. And buy my game.

11/11/26 • Coming Soon!

[lydia-skyrim]

I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver - Your hands only.

Let's see here... Looks like that's it. Got to go.

Why have you sent me this. I'm scared my thane what did they mean by this.

[evil-todd-howard-official]

What do you think it means, housecarl Lydia?

[epilepticsaints]

[todd-howard-official]

Need to boost skyrim sales first

BUY MY GAME

[epilepticsaints]

[evil-todd-howard-official]

buy my game instead boy

Miryks :V Sllorcs Redle is only 60usd per game for a limited time

[crazy-brazilian]

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

"And we're gonna keep selling Skyrim until YOU LIKE IT" -Todd H

[uncle-mojave]

I've already bought it five times!

[the-lost-alchemist]

[todd-howard-official]

BUY MY GAME

[evil-todd-howard-official]

BUY FALLOUT 76, MY PRIDE AND JOY