[evil-urbosa]

It’s coming.

[evil-urbosa]

😁😁😁

Hey. Hi. Heeeeeytyyyy Urbosa….pfffff. What’s up? How are you? Oh you must have MISSED me alright!

Ah, hello Big Fish. What does it matter, if I missed you or not.

*She did, but she won’t get caught saying that to your face.

Do you have any specific reason to come and bother me?

@evil-time-traveler

[evil-time-traveler]

As much of a liar as always, ha?

Oh, come on! Can’t I visit an OLD FRIEND of mine solely because I felt like it?

[evil-urbosa]

You? No. You can’t. I know you, big fish. You always want something.

[evil-time-traveler]

I want to talk with you. Isn’t that enough?

[evil-urbosa]

…In that case, what did you want to talk about?

*She’s still not inclined to trust the other, but she will for now.

[evil-time-traveler]

Pffff. Just stuff! You know…I’m pretty bored right now. So I thought, why not go bother the other Evil Urbosa? So here I am!

[evil-urbosa]

The other Evil Urbosa? There’s more than me?

*She clearly hates the thought. She wants to be the only one.

[evil-urbosa]

*a juvenile deer with bright red ears and a bright red tail trots up to you*

- @scape-willows

*She raises an eyebrow at the deer.

It isn’t often one sees such an animal in the desert. Are you lost?

[scape-willows]

*The deer nods, his amber eyes a little too intelligent for what seems to be an ordinary animal*

[evil-urbosa]

Hm… You are not an ordinary deer, are you. Well, either way, you are in the Gerudo Desert, where the Gerudo tribe of women reside.

[scape-willows]

*the deer seems amazed at the prospect*

[evil-urbosa]

*Urbose huffs a laugh.

You are not a well-traveled deer, are you. Tell me, can you understand written Hylian?

[evil-urbosa]

*a juvenile deer with bright red ears and a bright red tail trots up to you*

- @scape-willows

*She raises an eyebrow at the deer.

It isn’t often one sees such an animal in the desert. Are you lost?

[scape-willows]

*The deer nods, his amber eyes a little too intelligent for what seems to be an ordinary animal*

[evil-urbosa]

Hm… You are not an ordinary deer, are you. Well, either way, you are in the Gerudo Desert, where the Gerudo tribe of women reside.

[evil-urbosa]

*a juvenile deer with bright red ears and a bright red tail trots up to you*

- @scape-willows

*She raises an eyebrow at the deer.

It isn’t often one sees such an animal in the desert. Are you lost?

[evil-urbosa]

😁😁😁

Hey. Hi. Heeeeeytyyyy Urbosa….pfffff. What’s up? How are you? Oh you must have MISSED me alright!

Ah, hello Big Fish. What does it matter, if I missed you or not.

*She did, but she won’t get caught saying that to your face.

Do you have any specific reason to come and bother me?

@evil-time-traveler

[evil-time-traveler]

As much of a liar as always, ha?

Oh, come on! Can’t I visit an OLD FRIEND of mine solely because I felt like it?

[evil-urbosa]

You? No. You can’t. I know you, big fish. You always want something.

[evil-time-traveler]

I want to talk with you. Isn’t that enough?

[evil-urbosa]

…In that case, what did you want to talk about?

*She’s still not inclined to trust the other, but she will for now.

[evil-urbosa]

😁😁😁

Hey. Hi. Heeeeeytyyyy Urbosa….pfffff. What’s up? How are you? Oh you must have MISSED me alright!

Ah, hello Big Fish. What does it matter, if I missed you or not.

*She did, but she won’t get caught saying that to your face.

Do you have any specific reason to come and bother me?

@evil-time-traveler

[evil-time-traveler]

As much of a liar as always, ha?

Oh, come on! Can’t I visit an OLD FRIEND of mine solely because I felt like it?

[evil-urbosa]

You? No. You can’t. I know you, big fish. You always want something.

[evil-urbosa]

😁😁😁

Hey. Hi. Heeeeeytyyyy Urbosa….pfffff. What’s up? How are you? Oh you must have MISSED me alright!

Ah, hello Big Fish. What does it matter, if I missed you or not.

*She did, but she won’t get caught saying that to your face.

Do you have any specific reason to come and bother me?

@evil-time-traveler

[evil-urbosa]

Urbosa?! I-

No. No you're supposed to be dead! Not - not evil!

Din's [redacted]

*you see a gerudo woman although she isn't evil. She just stares at you with wide eyes.*

- @myrah-of-the-gerudo

Ah. Hello. I am not dead, but I am evil. Evil of you to notice. Is that all you had to say?

[evil-urbosa]

*a small bunny kit with a black fur and a white fur wobbles up to you, clearly having difficulty moving without a right back leg* *strangely, it’s wearing a mini pair of sunglasses*

*She blinks at it, not knowing how to react to this small bunny.

….A rabbit? What are you doing here? Why and how do you have sunglasses.

[evil-urbosa]

You’re so cool and pretty and I wanna be your friend and I wanna stab people with you

….I do not “stab”. That is stupid. They can heal with a red potion immediately.

I am, however, willing to shock them with lightning. It is much harder to recover from that.

[evil-urbosa]

urbosa!!!

im REALLY bored…. uh… so i was THINKING, we could torture koroks together!!!!

you could set them up in LIGHTING!!

(@evillwild2)

...You know what, sure. Why not. You go and find the koroks. Anything else you'd like to happen to them? I'm sure I could...Set something up.

[evil-urbosa]

"Trick or treat"

*before you can say anything they throw rocks at your face, and then disappear.*

Wha-

......

This is why I hate this 'holiday'.

[evil-urbosa]

uhhhh I think ghosty said to say ummm

Trick or treat? I think?????

- @therealkheel

Oh-

What is this tomfoolery? It is not the proper time for this.

*She hands you some kind of Gerudo candy anyway.

[evil-urbosa]

Chief ! I am here as per your request

Let me know of anything I could do for you.

-- @evil-jasper

Jasper!! Evil. I am very glad you’re here.

Do you sleep? Do you need a nap? I think you might need a nap.

*She glares in a way that hides her concern for Evil Jasper’s health.

[evil-urbosa-jasper]

Uh.... Well I could... take a nap if you order me to...

Althought with all due respect why the sudden concern ?

[evil-urbosa]

Apparently the not-evil version of you doesn’t sleep until she literally passes out. That’s not HEALTHY! >:(

So from now on I order you to sleep whenever you feel tired! Just let me know first.

[evil-urbosa]

Chief ! I am here as per your request

Let me know of anything I could do for you.

-- @evil-jasper

Jasper!! Evil. I am very glad you’re here.

Do you sleep? Do you need a nap? I think you might need a nap.

*She glares in a way that hides her concern for Evil Jasper’s health.

[askurbosasbodyguard]

Jasper. Why are you not evil?

- @evil-urbosa

...

uh...

Chief....????

Why are you... like that...???????

...

...

HEY WAIT YOU'RE NOT MY CHIEF !!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF ADVANCED YIGA DISGUISE ??????

THIS WONT WORK FOR ME BACK OUT !!!

[evillwild2]

join us join us join us join us

[askurbosasbodyguard]

THERE'S MORE ?????????

BY THE SEVEN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON ????

[evil-urbosa]

How DARE you accuse me of joining those cursed Yiga! I am Urbosa, evil chief of the evil Gerudo!

Join us on the evil side, Jasper! It is a betrayal if you do not!

[askurbosasbodyguard]

...

You're NOT her...

I dont care if I betray you, you're just... a stupid evil copy of her!

As far as i'm aware maybe the lack of sleep is making me hallucinate and you're just a dumb nightmare ! Maybe i'll just wake up and the real chief will be next to me and all this nonsense would have been nothing but a damn big nightmare !

....

Just... begone...

[evil-urbosa]

Jasper. :(

Go to SLEEP.

Evil or not no bodyguard can bodyguard if they’re exhausted >:(

I will knock you out if I have to! Take a nap!

[askurbosasbodyguard]

W-what ?? I... what kind of... threat is that...

...

But uh no I wont sleep I have a chief to protect and anything can happen while I sleep, so I only sleep when I pass out or if... the chief really forces me to...

Or if I sleep really really close of her...

[evil-urbosa]

I WILL cuddle you if you want me to and that IS a threat and a promise >:( TAKE A NAP!!

I am an evil fighter and so is whatever good version you protect! Nothing would happen that I can’t protect myself from!