Evil Inc. CEO (Cool Evil Overlord)

Cis dude weastern vampire who stole your pronouns while you where reading this YOU FOOL

[evil-vampire-official]

no I won’t make a description pinned post that’s lame and stupid you know who I am read my name sissy

[evil-vampire-official]

Hello Everybody, I'm sorry for disappearing for so long. I make my return today to mark a new holiday: Vampire came back day. I'll see you all again in a few months when I need to check out a funny Tumblr gimmick blog.

[vampires-official]

just. like. all the vampires. have one tumblr blog.

yep. Every single one. We all take turns

[somebeaver-offical]

@evil-vampire-official your opinion?

[evil-vampire-official]

Wait oh my gosh my twin???

[justarandomart]

did i do it? did i do the meme right?

[muscoveart]

"Hello. Please call me Bedman or something similar."

[liberalsarecool]

You unlit candle.

[evil-vampire-official]

You unlit candle

[irunaki]

i hope i didnt look too weird

[sinfulpepsi]

and the prosecutor will be trying to convince you he's just a humble witness

[verathena14]

hello ace attorney fandom

[kianamaiart]

🌟🌙

bg by my friend @/jojobuu on instagram

[evil-vampire-official]

WOA

[goticamarey]

I once read fic that had this exact prompt and it was hilarious and i think y'all should definitely check it out too

[frankyweeny]

You ever think about how Baiken kind of sort of represents what Bedman wanted Ariels to be? Both him and Delilah could've gotten what they wanted without help, but they're kids and kids want nothing more than for someone to help guide them. While Baiken sincerely wanted Delilah to grow up to be a "decent adult" the Universal Will didn't care about what happened to Bedman at all. Where Baiken was willing to let her guard down and ask for help when Delilah was in danger, Bedman scared away anyone who would've been willing and able to help him in the process of carrying out Ariels's orders. And Baiken gave up her goals for Delilah while Bedman died for the Universal Will's... do you get me

[evilwizard]

Hey…you do curses, right? How much to turn my spouse into a monster?

have they consented to this procedure or is it more of a fun surprise type deal

[evil-vampire-official]

It would be evil to tell them before you get to suprise them!!!! Hahahah!

[tierrlist]

passing down the amazing wisdom #truth

[icantspellthings]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[evil-vampire-official]

Actually people just follow you for no reason. My mind control scheme is gonna go great!

[aceattorneygamesfan]

every Ace Attorney trial

[thepythakorean]

she should have been in elementary school reading charlotte's web