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jes, they/them, 32, actual cryptid, mental illness posting. multifandom, bad at tagging, but happy to make an effort if someone asks

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

11/10 this entire post. No notes.

[lethotep]

It's important to have at least two blorbos that fit into specific roles in your life

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and ask yourself what they would do in a situation, and draw motivation from them on how to be better and stronger!

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and remind yourself that no matter what happens, you probably aren't going to fuck your shit up as much as they did even if you actively tried

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[ot3]

not saying this is what that last person was implying at all, but there have been real times where people have acted like being bored to tears by domestic fluff means i dont understand the hypothetical appeal of that happening in real life. and sometimes i just get so blindsided by other peoples understanding of what fiction is even, like, for, categorically. because wish fulfillment/aspiration is so low down on the list of what makes a work hit for me. in many many instances my enjoyment of a piece of fiction goes up directly in proportion with how much i would never in a million years want to directly experience anything happening there.

[jessepinwheel]

okay here's a poll

fanfic is for

shipping

torment nexus

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

no you don't get to say both or neither or a secret third thing. pick a side.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[hedgehogism]

due to the economy, free use kink now costs 2 dollars. Sorry

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

[zeroarcana]

ma'am, this is a firearms safety course

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

the first rule of firearms is to be yourself and have fun and I am doing both

[evilanddangerious]

it feels like a ciggy after work kinda day....

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest