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Hi! I'm a nurse from NY. This is my blog to post random shit. Married to @jadeskyewalker

[whitepeopletwitter]

[deviantlydino]

I think I will reblog this a second time

[jaubaius]

Always keep your opponent guessing

[thatsthat24]

I wanted to create my own Christmas movie 🎄

[justcatposts]

“When you skip the tutorial” 

(Source)

[sindri42]

It looks like the kitten straight up pressed the wrong button.

[ardatli]

I have finally found a post that perfectly encapsulates my gaming style. 

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re at a party but you find the dog 

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[evilcactus]

This is me.

[justcatposts]

She’s trying her best 

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[evilcactus]

So cute!

[evilcactus]

Lookin’ like the Virgin Mary. #sphynxcat #sphynxofinstagram #sphynxlove #cute #cutecats #hairlesscat https://www.instagram.com/p/CBC1h0MH03y/?igshid=12rckh6yiok8a

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Mr Kitty’s Emergency Vet Fund organized by Raine Kisby

If anyone knows me they know how much I love Mr. kitty. He has been apart of my life since D… Raine Kisby needs your support for Mr Kitty’s

Please share!

[isappho-deactivated20240418]

[A photo of a cat. The caption is: "If anyone knows me they know how much I love Mr. kitty. He has been apart of my life since December 2014. I’ve noticed Mr. Kitty rapidly losing weight and not eating much throughout the day. I decided to bring him to the vet for a check up. It turns out he has a high risk urinary tract infection which has spread to the kidneys. He needs immediate medical attention so I have to bring him to WAVES emergency vet hospital for a minimum of 3 nights so he can be monitored 24/7 , be given fluids and antibiotics. The goal is for his kidneys to kick back into a normal function range after the urinary tract infection is cleared. The estimate cost for 3 nights of 24:7 care is 3000$. This doesn’t include any further diagnostic exams which can total to 1400$. Any monetary help to cover the costs of the emergency vet visit I would forever be grateful."]

[justcatposts]

“I’m losing it” 

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[omghotmemes]

[halles-comet]

It (1986) by Stephen King

[jnkwsnk]

First time making LGBTQ+ Lock Screens :)

Please Like+Reblog if using them, Thankyouu! 

EDIT: OKAAY so I really didn’t expect this to get so many notes lmao, but I am really thankful of those who love these lock screens :)

for the people that think I excluded lesbians, please know that I did not. I am a lesbian myself, but in this I only used ‘Gay’, and I also meant gay girls with this. please don’t think I am excluding people, I just decided to make ‘only 6′ for now. so if you have any requests for other lock screens I should make, tell me in the comments :D

[justcatposts]

Get a kitten, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

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[xxtc-96xx]

Mew doesn’t care for cups. And Mewtwo will never be able to finish his tea at this rate 

[angelsaxis]

AU where Padme is a Jedi and Ahsoka is her padawan.

[wuhkie]

I’ll have the fic on your desk by Monday

[angelsaxis]

[angelsaxis]

The best part is the fact that Anakins not even like a tactful senator. He’s super popular but he and Padme have the exact same negotiation styles as they do in the normal canon

Senator: *starts insulting someone Anakin loves*

Anakin: *pulls out a gun on the Senate floor* say it again

[wuhkie]

Ahsoka always gets this wolfish grin on her face whenever she and Padme are assigned to protect Anakin because sure, Padme occasionally gets into aggressive negotions but mostly is pretty calm. Anakin, though?

Padme: Really, Ahsoka, I don’t see why you’re so eager for a dull bodyguard assingment with Anak—uh, Senetor Skywalker.

Ahsoka: The last time we were supposed to have a “dull assignment” with Skywalker he called Grievous “dooku’s punk clanker bitch” and blew up half his fleet.

Padme: I’m aware. I’m the one who had to duel Grievous while you held Skywalker back.

Ahsoka: And it was dope.

[stealingpotatoes]

I offer this hasty sketch to this god-tier au

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

I am IN THIS for the God Tier Obi Wan and Padme booze and bitch sessions with meditation breaks and sobbing.

[evilcactus]

@jadeskyewalker

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!

[veterinaryrambles]

Lilies, including the pollen, are FATAL to cats!

[therestlesswitch]

It’s nearing that time again. Remember, if you have a cat, don’t bring Easter lillies, or any in the same family, into your home!

[plantanarchy]

Of all the plants people claim to be toxic to cats, this is THE plant to watch out for.

Poinsettias? potentially irritating sap, would need excessive doses to be toxic. Pothos? mildly irritating crystals in the leaves. Lilies? Organ failure.

Specifically, plants in the genus Lilium (Easter, Oriental, Tiger, Stargazer, etc etc) are the bad ones. Lily is a common name shared among a lot of different plants, some more or less toxic, but it’s the Liliums that are documented to be deadly to cats, specifically in causing kidney failure.

Amaryllis and Daffodils are other lily relatives that can be toxic, though not to the same level.

Daylilies (Hemerocalis) are unrelated plants but often listed as toxic (I’ve seen some debates from daylily people as to how true this is but better safe than sorry).

Lily of the Valley (Convallaria majalis) is not actually a lily but is very toxic to humans as well as animals, though for different reasons than Liliums, causing cardiac issues.

Peace Lilies (Spathiphyllum) are also unrelated and closer in the level of toxicity as a pothos, containing mildly irritating crystals but not deadly

Azalea/Rhododendrons are also a potential spring bloomer I would look out for, especially as I’ve seen a rise in popularity of the forced florist type azaleas this spring as an indoor pot plant. Ingestion can cause organ failure.

[lex-artis-studios]

Vet tech here, this is all true. Do not bring lilies into your house this season if you have cats. Even if they’re ‘in a room where the cat doesn’t go’ or ‘the cat can’t reach it’. You want to know what owners tell me when they bring their cats in for lily ingestion treatment? The flowers were ‘in a room where the cat doesn’t go, but I went in there and then the phone rang so I left to get it, I only left the door open a minute’, and ‘they were up on top of the fridge where the cat can’t get, but it dropped some leaves.’ Just don’t risk it.

[evilcactus]

He’s sad because there aren’t more clothes in the basket. #catsofinstagram #cats #sphynxcat #sphynxofinstagram #cute #hairlesscat #hairlesscatstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ZdKogHOkn/?igshid=n2o8mq2znbb3