«Evil Cuke for president»

I dedicate to breathe. I don't earn too much, but it's enough to live.

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My room when I turn on the webcam. "Mom, I swear I'll tidy up it later", but you never do.

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Just because someone isn't perfect in the way you want them to be, doesn't mean they aren't great in their own manners.

A wise anonymous.

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HAHAHAHAHA WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WITH THIS.

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What you don’t understand is that I act like I don’t care, and deep down, like deep, deep down, I still don’t care.

A truly right bitch.

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Would the kid you were be proud of the person you’re today?

A reflexive anonymous.

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Am I the only person who live with the fear of awake one day and realize I have wasted my youth? Or even all my live. I'm not talking about being famous or earning a lot of money but about living. To do something that fills you, to feel you're alive, you've lived your own life and it has worthed. I mean... There are some things you only can do when you're young, or maybe you can also do them when you grow up, but in a different way, and it'd be nice to have both experiences. The most of the time I feel I'm going to awake, I'm going to be old and I'll have wasted my time studying to have a good job, working to have a good salary and... no more. I'll have nothing. I won't have really lived. And I'll die.

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lol, poor guy. But don't worry, guys, if she/he isn't undressing you with her/his eyes, you can always undress yourself and no more problems.

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When you interpret the words too literally. *Realizes she’ll be nude* Well… I guess it’d be ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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We all are tea kettles. Actually this is more than I could hope to be in my life.

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Idk who spent his time thinking and making this type of shit but I F*CKING NEED IT. Just brilliant.

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I'm very indignant about this, girls also have the right to steal the neighbor's dog and hide it into our pocket. Let's protest for equal pants.

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"Here... There is something missing that should exist".

Right in da kokoro.

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The Signs As One Piece Characters~

Aries:Nami

Taurus:Roronoa Zoro

Gemini:Ussop

Cancer:Brook

Leo:Portgas D. Ace

Virgo:Sabo

Libra:Tony Tony Chopper

Scorpio:Nico Robin

Sagittarius:Monkey D. Luffy

Capricorn:Trafalgar Law

Aquarius:Franky

Pisces:Sanji

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I’m aries, does this mean I’ll have tits?

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i used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. then I thought, look who’s telling me that…

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Has anyone else ever realized that “Free!” is about a bunch of shirtless guys getting wet?

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Before Christmas vs After Christmas.

Before: Happy and sexy with your bf.

After: No more sex appeal, no bf. You've eaten even him too.