I kind of get the hype about monster girls now.
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My Monster Girlfriend | Vampire Husband
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@peekingtitan
I kind of get the hype about monster girls now.
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My Monster Girlfriend | Vampire Husband
Sticky hand wall update
Yep… totally fine…
Update the third.
True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.
hand in unlovable hand
I’m losing my fucking mind.
[ID: a tweet by Strawberry Cyclops @ EarlofWrasslin: I’m laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach them to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out/
in response to another tweet by Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition: So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot.
bellow is a series of cropped posts from 4chan which read:
>Playing with female DM
>She places ‘great work’ and ‘well done!’ stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that session
Literally what does she mean by this?/
>not wanting stickers
Pleb/
>”Anon! It’s not nice to use autistic as an insult. I’m really disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that.”/
We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy’s dorm but she didn’t like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn’t bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didn’t care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It’s a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don’t hear that very often./
Because it’s not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she’ll do really embarrassing things like hold a karaoke contest in game and the play songs from Grease and make us all sing./
I don’t know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn’t said anything about the other stickers except that she’s saving them./
How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as?/
I haven’t asked her. One guy tried to once but we’re not supposed to talk about non game related stuff when we’re playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she’s never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. /End ID]
tags by an-apocalypse-of-magpies: #in all seriousness so many adults are so emotionally and socially stunted #partly from social/cultural pressure and partly from their own complexes #that if it takes a grown ass adult teaching them kindergarten grade self-care #and they take on those lessons and become better people #then that can only be good
them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-
me:
them: h….holy shit….
you can’t convince me this movie was not sponsored by satan
Chinese Paradise-flycatcher /Terpsiphone incei in dongzhai 董寨, henan ◇ photo by 仇绍强
Cursed
lol this rules, some dude down in Alabama is waging a one man war against "wake boats" by drilling holes in them. Locals have dubbed him "no wake Jake" and almost fifty of them have formed a committee urging him to run for sheriff. Oh yeah, and he dresses like this while he's sneaking around sinking boats.
What exactly are "wake boats"? Also this dude looks cool as fuck
They're boats that are designed to create a larger than usual wake (which is destructive to shorelines) so that people can do wakeboarding tricks on them.
rare cryptid
this is EXACTLY what i meant by “if you dont like something do something about it” fucking chad
I wish I had them.......
Loki Journey Into Mystery | 1.05
Top tier take
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them
what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly
the toughest choice in any game: you have an elixir that can heal you completely but you only have 86 of them what if-
having a normal one on etsy today
catholic school teachers grading shit like
checking your phone in the middle of a task
[two pictures of John Mulaney doing shows. The subtitles have been edited to say “Now I’ve thrown me off my rhythm” and “The task is delayed nine hours” respectively]
if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor
and yet
Speaking of heavy-handed metaphors, there’s this black substance derived from untold death, a vile fluid that could kill you if imbibed or inhaled, and yet our society runs on this necromancer’s fluid. Wars have been fought, men have been killed for this stuff, all for the power it contains, even knowing that using it is actively harmful to the natural world.
ok that’s creepy as hell actually