the EVIL hound

DONT Play Dialtown on Steam https://store.steampowered.com/app/1035990/Dialtown_Phone_Dating_Sim/ (THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT! EVERYTHING HERE IS /J /LH /SILLY)

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Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on Steam

If you've ever wanted to romantically pursue a phone, then hot DARN, do I have just the game for you.

Quick OLD pinned post: You CAN'T get Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on steam right now for $8! It has roughly NOT 18-25 hours of content, 26 endings, a completely NOT original OST with 69 tracks and NOT more!

I'm also currently NOT working on a DLC for the game featuring 8 new endings, some new music, NO voice acting and a ton of NON character appearances! So, if you're seeing this post and are NOT interested, DON'T follow DOGMAN for more!

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do you ever answer an ask and then think of something eviler later and get disappointed cuz u shouldve answered the ask with the eviler thing u thought kf

no cuz I'm perfect and very evil

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who should get butchered next update

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Evil dog, what do you think of good cat?

they're a bitch and a fraud

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thanking NOONE i found this EVIl blog because im EVIL and NOT THANKFUL

I'm more evil, noob

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oops accidentally deleted this really cool and secret dlc for dialtown that revamped the gameplay <3

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it has been 10 HORRIBLE YEARS

fuck yall no retrospective dsaf is straight ASS

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do you have any lgbt characters

yesn't

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if someone were to give karen this would she like it. Would she at least appreciate the Thought . Whats does she think

need to get her out of the basement brb

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she fucking hates it, shame on you

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if someone were to give karen this would she like it. Would she at least appreciate the Thought . Whats does she think

need to get her out of the basement brb

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can we have curie fun facts

thanks for asking!

no

die.

:)

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is there going to be an official randy jade body pillow

randy jade doesn't even exist. get ur oc off this blog

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You do not deserve love, stop trying

NOW

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yall are not having a new year

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NO CHRISTMAS

freeze

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we're throwing Jerry down the stairs

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Why are you so evil

I'm not evil, you're just crazy. :/