[evilinacan-blog]

What good are you if I can't even have my asshole eaten??? B/

“--I would rather shove hot burning coals up your bottom than put my face anywhere near it, mistress.”

[evilinacan-blog]

my poor inbox was just assaulted with a plethora of rANDOM THINGS. anyway, ive gotta be up in five hours so im logging off for the night.

[evilinacan-blog]

"--I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off." Minako n o.

“--Should you have me wish for more clothing? I can do that easily, mistress.”

[evilinacan-blog]

Why grant wishes if you hate the world so much?

“--That is none of your business.”

[evilinacan-blog]

Can I wish for you to give me a rim job?

“--I would rather not.”

[evilinacan-blog]

"are ya gay? i bet yer gay. tha earrin' gives it away, man." (👀)

“--That would imply I have a sexual preference. Which I don’t, boy. I find everyone revolting, and would rather see this world either be set ablaze or plunged in eternal darkness.” You pause. “I don’t like people.”

[evilinacan-blog]

can a wish be for him to fuck somebody else/me tho

as a djinni, he has the power to grant whatever wish is asked. he can also decline wishes too--if he feels the need to do so.

[evilinacan-blog]

Tell us some facts about yourself!

“--Well, I’ve been told that I’m not the nicest person. Which hardly makes any sense to me. I grant wishes; I am a wonderful person!”

[evilinacan-blog]

can one of my wishes be to have sex with you?

cue some hysterical laughter coming from your’s truly.

[noearchivistes]

long time no see

[noearchivistes]

[aphroditeswarrior]

Oh being as vain as she was, Minako never missed the opportunity to consider how she appeared each and every day. But to his interest to her origins, well the blonde couldn’t help but smirk a little. If this were a mere mortal, then that comment would have been left out. However, this was a deity, and if the legend’s were true, he’d be unable to disclose her identity. That or she could simply only call for him when suited up. “–I’m not originally human. I’m Venusian. The original Aphrodite, in the flesh..~”

[evilinacan-blog]

So she was something entirely different from a mortal being? Interesting. Very, very interesting. “--So you are an otherworldly being?” You didn’t actually understand what she was going on about, but you’d play along as if you did. “I see. My mistress is someone very famous then, yes?” Your hands clasped together. “I believe the term I’m looking for is celebrity?” 

[evilinacan-blog]

terneism liked your post:like this for a starter maybe?

“--Are you sure that is what you desire, master?” came your voice. “Wishes have an awful way of turning out sour if not asked correctly.”

[evilinacan-blog]

being an actual bad guy muse for a change is fun. hooray for murder and mayhem!

[opaliines-moved-blog]

                         “What kind of genie has never seen Wishmaster? Nevermind, don’t answer that,” she sighs, pacing somewhat before giving some consideration to the jewel bound to her right hand. While she doubted very much that he could rip the kitsune from it’s coiled position around her soul, maybe he could shut the thing up. “Can I run a hypothetical by you, Genie?”

[evilinacan-blog]

You left her question unanswered. Instead, you watched her silently as she began to pace around the cluttered room. You manifested a cigarette in between your fingers (while she continued to do pace), and brought it to your lips. A deep inhale would be taken before the anticipated exhale.

“--I suppose,” you said. “What would this hypothetical be?”

[aphroditeswarrior]

“–But you’re sooo hot! And I’m afraid a little bit of time would be a waste given my life span.”  What a shallow girl. If only she knew what kind of deity this one was. Man, she’d stuff him back in that lamp and send him out into the solar system to float forever….if he wasn’t so attractive. God dammit Minako. She was supposed to be a heroine, not some fawning fan girl to some guy she just met….

[evilinacan-blog]

“--Am I?” you ask--uninterested. “I hardly stop to consider my own looks, for they are the last thing on my mind.” Freedom, for example, was your top priority. Which was why you wanted this girl to cease her mindless dribble and get on with her wishes. Her comment about her lifespan was intriguing however. “Explain to me your lifespan, my beautiful mistress?”

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                      “ Alright, so before I start wishing away, are                                there any rules? –I’ve seen Aladdin before.                                         Are there any wishes I CAN’T make? “

[evilinacan-blog]

“--There are a few rules,” you said shortly. “I cannot kill anyone--directly, anyway. I also can’t have someone fall in love with you, or bring someone back from the dead. Although as humorous as that might be, it isn’t in my power to do so.”