Things that have Overpowered Dennis Reynolds
(a non comprehensive list)
gay sex
one football
the wounds of stigmata
public access television
black market botox
not being considered his friend's Best Friend
home renovation
mace
an electrical breaker box
wicker furniture
apple seeds
a chemical peel
being shushed
one rat
his friends playing a video game without him
his sister being happy
cereal
tits larger than his
a documentary
a timeshare
a bad date
a river
a game show buzzer
living in a nice house for 30 days
alimony
not getting a valentine's day card
a nice gesture from a friend on a holiday
the state of north dakota
beans
pollen
gluten
dairy
a basketball
a cough
hot soup





















