Thank you for coming to my #tag talk

loser in blog format :) letterboxd. spotify

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONE - Troy & Abed

[spikelleberrygin]

If given the chance to change your height, would you want to

(4'11" or under) be taller

(4'11" or under) be shorter

(4'11" or under) stay the same

(5' - 5'7") be taller

(5' - 5'7") be shorter

(5' - 5'7") stay the same

(5'8" - 6'2") be taller

(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter

(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same

(6'3 or more) be taller

(6'3 or more) be shorter

(6'3 or more) stay the same

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

tumblr is for talking to yourself and for your followers to feel like they’re watching a play

[mlobsters]

via baron ryan

A.I. movies.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

[duchessvongooseberg]

as annoying as it is to work fast food, at my previous job one time a kid recognized the theta delta pin on my hat and was so fucking excited because i was the first other therian they had ever encountered offline.

"hey....are you a therian?" "yeah!" "what kind of animal?" "eh, some kinda dog" "😲😀 im like a wolf coyote hybrid" "that's fuckin awesome"

to be weird is to cast lifelines all around you

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tags from @k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

what really drives me nuts is that like. this happens an average of x times per year as a visibly weird person, but we only get made aware of it a small fraction of the time. you can't kill yourself you have to be clocky in the gas station.

[analogdelight]

Being clocky when i was working as a barista was one of my big joys. Being clocky when i was teaching high schoolers how to play the marimba was my reason for being for half a decade. It sucks how scared I am to leave the house I live in now. But I still need to try and be clocky at the grocery store. I wish i had a job to be clocky at. Being visibly me is one of the most radical acts I'm capable of, and I hope that one day we live in a world where it isn't radical at all.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

that's exactly what I was feeling when I wrote this. we all find ways to defy our fear, love is an excellent motivator.

[ozempicofficial]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[loveridden1999]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

preventive botox? more like prevent my dick cocks

[catchymemes]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[parkchanwoohoo]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

god doesn’t tell me things, i tell god things, unfortunately they’re deaf 😔

[64mpg]

do you consider yourself confident

yes

no

nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

wish my beautiful dog had a phone so i could text him

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

male football is a disase that plagues the world

[azure-alter]

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel