Gilbert "Blond Kevin" Evilmus

MASSIVE FAN OF CMK, RTGAME, CJYA AND MORE. ALL HAIL JIM PICKENS

[akalegos]

One more for the road

[2003-playground]

Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

[blorbo-polls-2]

Which of these music genres would your blorbo listen to?

Pop

Rap

Emo

Classical

Folk

Techno

Jazz

Dubstep

Country

Rock

Other (Tell me in the comments/tags!)

Voting ended onNov 5, 2025

[evilmus]

Christmas music only!

[evilmus]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

2 years of shit posts. I promise I'll be back to posting soon lmaooo

[didy414]

borgor date

[evilmus]

ZzzZzzzzZZZZZzZz

[bigjimbopickens]

I remade my Werewolf Jim Pickens fursuit

Project started: November 11, 2024

Project completed: February 3, 2025

Took me a while because I was working on this in between commissions and I was also in Kelowna for 3 weeks.

Why did I do this? The original was deteriorating because he was poorly made. I only intended the original to be a shitpost I wore to 1 convention and that was it. But I got attached to this silly guy and it was either completely redo him or let him deteriorate beyond repair. He’s also always had a bad ventilation problem I’ve been meaning to fix. So I redid him. Here’s the photos from that:

Also a comparison:

Can’t believe this guy outlived the subreddit that was not a fan of me making this. I may be cringe but at least I am free. I love being cringe!!!!!!

I was also 18 when I made the original. I’m 21 now. Damn.

The guy with the rest of my creations (except the dragon I didn’t make him)

My CMK hyperfixation may have ended but the hyperfixation on Jim Pickens specifically still persists. At this point, WereJim is my OC. See this guy in real life at Vancoufur 2025!

[evilmus]

Jurg wedding for @bigjimbopickens 's birthday!

[bubblegum-gf]

ive got to make the ballad of sara berry about rtgame being the drift king wholdld onhold hold on

[bubblegum-gf]

this fuckiing sucks

[bubblegum-gf]

ok here it is

some notes before we begin:

apparently this takes place in a universe where race car driving is a college sport. this is not mariokart this is real life. and also they gamble on it. don't think about it too hard

the boyfriend is luigi

I imagine the second verse is them practicing before the race

I gave up trying to think of what to put for when the background singers are singing all the names

Whoa Down on your knees before the King Whoa Down on your knees before the King

Well, RT Daniel was a master of drift Hot rod, hot boy, pro gamer, plus he’s on Twitch That boy had everything til hiccup and hitch  Princess Daisy joined the race on a whim (Get him Daisy)

The College Column on the tournament wrote: Our RT’s senior year and King was his hope Til gossip stirred that RT Daniel would choke Crowning Daisy first in the race (Daisy Sweep)

“RT,” his Twitch chat said “Drift is your life” “I know you don’t want us to unsubscribe”

You taste the rubber, RT, you taste the crown You thirst for blood on the podium stage You grasp for gold and glory, roaring of fans As they crown you king of college land

Check RT, Choose RT, Bet on RT Daniel Check RT, Choose RT, Bet on RT Daniel

So relentless, RT near lost his mind To life un-drift related, RT was blind He drove in circles saving seconds of time Still Daisy had a hold on the lead (Go go Daisy)

RT’s reality was hung by a thread The Column just proclaimed his monarchy dead Til then at last his boyfriend texted and said “I’m betting Daisy wins the Drift King Cup” (Love, love, Daisy)

“RT,” his Twitch chat said “Pick up the pace” “There’s no one watching you come last in the race”

You taste the rubber, RT, you taste the crown You thirst for blood on the podium stage You grasp for gold and glory, roaring of fans As they crown you king of college land

Whoa Down on your knees before the King Whoa Down on your knees before the King

Some boys are rational, but RT was not He stared in mirrors thinking one single thought (Daisy) A little sabotage, that crown’s good as got And so before the race, mercy, thus went his plot

D is for “The Drift King,” what you’ll call me, soon R’s for running over every foe, zoom! I is icy water poured all over the track And F is chat’s farewell, for you will never come back! But, but! T is for the tires squealing, crashed in the walls And I is engine fires igniting, sparking like bombs But N is for the way it ends, your pathway is blocked One spunky girl can bring a G for guards escorting you off (what a bitch)

You got your royalty, RT, you got your crown You got their blood staining glove covered hands Whoa, you stole the gold and glory, smiling to fans As you crowned you king of college land

Woah-oh-oh-oh God save the king Down on your knees before the king God save the king Whoa-oh-oh-oh The king of college land Down on your knees before the king of college land

They wrenched your race car from you, they took your crown They washed the blood from the podium stage Into a tiny dungeon, locked up in cuffs Screaming “I’ll always be the Drift King” At least in your head, they call you the Drift King Oh pity the dead, they called you the Drift King

Check RT, Choose RT, Bet on RT Daniel Check RT, Choose RT, Bet on RT Daniel

[bubblegum-gf]

I FIXED IT this never said anything else I fixed it

[kosmogrl]

[bigjimbopickens]

CMK’s new video really got me going “DAAAAMMMMNNNN HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL”

I may have AuDHD

[evilmus]

Just made CallMeKevin TheYoutuber in the Sims 4. Check him out in the gallery if you want to play with him

[evilmus]

Throwback to this time last year when my self insert Sim had sex with Jim in a bush. Look at his face. He knows I'll be dedicated to his cult for life

[evilmus]

Successful evil man X evil manfailure

[evilmus]

I made Jim Pickens in roblox.

If you want to be friends with me on there, my username is Qazwas5050

[evilmus]

Jim and Turg

Sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes crime

Then comes the knitting basement making many a dime

[strifesolution]

Don’t be fooled…