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DNI: No running, no pushing, no ducking, no bombing, no splashing, no shouting, no petting, no swearing, no acrobatics or gymnastics, no swimming in diving area

captainclickycat

This is one of those things I'd be half-tempted to actually put in my bio as a merry joke, but I'd worry about people skimming it over and thinking I actually had something against runners and people who swear.

And don't get me started on "petting"

noah-wyles

she's the best of us

hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

theconcealedweapon

Heaven needs to fire their marketing team.

Judging by how Christians describe them, heaven seems like it's full of the most judgmental assholes you'll ever meet, and hell seems like one big nonstop party.

seaphine

still so many first times to look forward to

luulapants

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

fiourandfiower

Something that I think we need to call out more in fandoms is the blatant racism towards black female characters, especially when they are love interests. I feel that everytime there is a black female love interest, the fandom completely neglects her and rushes to ship the MC with another character that is most of the time white. And then racist fans try to hide behind “oh well I just don’t ship them!” and it’s pathetic. Adding onto this I think that a lot of ppl in fandoms try to deny/ignore that female black characters can be feminine. People try to default being black as an inherently masculine thing when not only is it not true but it is just downright racist. Let black characters be fun and feminine and let them be loved!!!

cleolinda

Actor Anthony Head, known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72

amuseoffyre

To the Buffy crew, he was Giles.

To the Merlin crew, he was Uther.

To the Whovians, he was the worst headmaster.

To the Galavant crew, he was the one true father of Gary, no matter the recasting.

To the Lasso crew, he was Rupert.

He was so many brilliant and awful bastards in his career. He was a gentlemen and chaotic good in real life.

#oh no!#I heard he was nice to fans #(in my head he was Herc Shipwright mainly)

swampthing07

national holiday

rainbow

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

the-quasar-hero

S-should I run @saintemry 😨?

saintemry

i think you’d better 😰 ohhh shit here they come

🐎🐎🐎

the-quasar-hero

Oh no 😨 I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly 🏃🏿‍♂️

bread-making-vikings

Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please

the-quasar-hero

Can I carry it with me? I want to survive 🥺

#ha I just finished a dogsitting job today #not progressed to horses tho

leighlew3

thestuffedalligator

“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.

“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”

She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”

After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”

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