EVIL OLD MEN! HOW I LOVE THEM

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THE EVIL OLD MAN FIGHT!!!

well. i’m jumping on to the bracket bandwagon

step right up and present your evil old men to me! “what constitutes an evil old man,” you ask? allow me to outline my rules!

they’re evil! this character must be a villain or otherwise morally bankrupt in some way.

they’re old! this tourney is seniors only, folks! ideally 60+ but that’s more of a guideline than a rule. they must be visibly old, characters that are technically thousands of years old but appear youthful do not count.

they’re man! i LOVE evil old women as much as the next guy but that’s not what this particular tournament is about

i have a nifty submissions form right here!

evil old man submissions

show them to me

submissions are open from may 14 to may 21, but this window is subject to be stretched longer if submissions run dry.

SHOW ME THOSE EVIL OLD MEN!

hmm. now i suppose it is customary to tag other bracket blogs. @who-do-i-know-this-man @thesimpsonsultimateshowdown

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Hi, is anything still going on with this?

after thrilling life events such as “Vacation” and “Mental Health Crisis” i have not been very capable of putting a bracket together but believe me it is still in my mind i and i intend to get to it

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and so the submissions form closes with 608 responses

tomorrow i’ll get to work on preparing the bracket. kiss your favorite evil old man on his bald forehead and wish him luck

[eviloldmanfight]

THE EVIL OLD MAN FIGHT!!!

well. i’m jumping on to the bracket bandwagon

step right up and present your evil old men to me! “what constitutes an evil old man,” you ask? allow me to outline my rules!

they’re evil! this character must be a villain or otherwise morally bankrupt in some way.

they’re old! this tourney is seniors only, folks! ideally 60+ but that’s more of a guideline than a rule. they must be visibly old, characters that are technically thousands of years old but appear youthful do not count.

they’re man! i LOVE evil old women as much as the next guy but that’s not what this particular tournament is about

i have a nifty submissions form right here!

evil old man submissions

show them to me

submissions are open from may 14 to may 21, but this window is subject to be stretched longer if submissions run dry.

SHOW ME THOSE EVIL OLD MEN!

hmm. now i suppose it is customary to tag other bracket blogs. @who-do-i-know-this-man @thesimpsonsultimateshowdown

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submissions close tonight! old man me now or old man me never!

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i love typei g evilold into tubmrlsearchand seeing My friendd

HI MY FRIEND. IM EVIL AND OLD

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could you please tag non-poll posts so we can filter them?

oh yeah absolutely! my bad, not used to running this sort of blog

will tag all posts accordingly in the future and will tag asks as well

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I hope John Kramer wins. Sorry to Alice Cooper and Mr. Burns. -mod gf of officialweezerelections who sent in the long thing of things I enjoy about John Kramer (I am also the guy who sent in the Alice Cooper characters)

i have a confession to make. the only thing i associate alice cooper with is his role as herod in the 2018 superstar. anyway this mental image youve conjured of john kramer obliterating him and also monty burns tickles me so

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Ghetsis is one of my top fave characters but since you put the age in the submission form as 60+ i doubt hed qualify? He doesnt have a canon age but he looks 40s, 50s at most

like i said that was more of a guideline than a hard rule ^_^ ghetsis is very very in

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I have to know if anyone has submitted Simon Fairchild or Peter Lukas yet. Also how many Elias Bouchard has. TMA is teeming with evil old men and I want to make sure they're represented.

all of these names are very familiar. they have been submitted quite a bit. i know nothing about tma except what i’ve gleaned from these submissions and my tumblr dash

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every submission for frollo makes me slightly more autistic

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how many submissions has william afton gotten. i need to know how my evil little british furry guy is doing

at LEAST two so far

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Has anyone submitted Emperor Belos?

many many people have!

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Has anyone else submitted DJ Octavio?

quite a few people have!

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Mmmm those liver spots and wrinkles and receding hairlines yummy

i love that the concept of this bracket was not specifically old men we Wanted but so many of the submissions have propaganda about the old man in question being sexy

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has anyone else submitted secondo. smile

nope not yet!!!

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leak your quintet

the five elements and their masters. frollo (master of fire) palpatine (master of lightning) caldwell b cladwell (master of piss) mr burns (master of nuclear energy) john kramer (master of saw traps)

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how many submissions have you gotten for jigsaw/john kramer?

only two actually, but he’s part of my personal Core Quintet of evil old men in my heart <3

for what it’s worth, so far the most popular submissions are belos, palpatine, frollo, manfred von karma, ghetsis, xenahort, and cave johnson