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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Today's Document
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Mike Driver
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@thevoidjester
[OOC: LORE DROP So she was a royal jester in the 1500s before she almost got executed for unknown reasons (It was the 1500s) but she escaped but she was driven to insanity and is in the void of the lore that professional termite has for his thing on vans ghost that's the void he's in]
I love haiku bot for the memes how about if the haiku bot re blogs for the memes we are dating
@the-haiku-bot
ur a whore
Can you keep that to yourself? If @mr-crawleigh finds out I'm worried he'll leave me!
You've dated so many ppl even got with a over 1,000 year old person who used you to find out they are ace
Used me? No, no, no, @thevoidjester and I are still friends. Void cares about me. Figuring something out about yourself is a thing that happens in life even if you're 1000 years old. Void didn't use me. So, using that as your example is just insulting to them and Void doesn't deserve that!
Yea, sure. Lots of guys used me apparently. They got what they wanted and never called me back. I kept trying though, because guys are really hot I knew that I would eventually find one who cared about more than just a fleeting moment of delightful pleasure and would also love me for my brains. And guess what?! All that great sex paid off, because I finally found someone who does wanna take me someplace other than their bedroom or the backseat of their car or a dirty ally somewhere. I found a guy who goes out with me in public! And he likes the things I have to say and not once has he told me he has better ideas of what I can do with my pretty mouth.
Also, also, also, I broke up with the hottest guy @fandomaziraphale to be with @mr-crawleigh exclusively, so you obviously know nothing about me or my relationship goals.
"I agree with anon you're a bit of a whore but that's lovely I'm trying to sugarcoat this so much But I didn't use you I just found out I was ace through our experiences"
wedding post
Invited: @the-metatron @angel-thedevil, @pepperoni-the-jesterpuppet @toragay-writing @skyethesapphicwolfwizard @f4y3w00d5 @epixu @da-silliest-snek @zeros-dumpsterfire @curious-coven-crow @sliceocheese @wiggles-mcgee @shortgaything @copper-dragon-in-disguise @villainessbian @blooper-malte @a-portal-to-nowhere @anne-androgynous-android @thelavenderracoon @l1terally-justawizard @gobodegoblin @da-silliest-snek @angelo-rib-shack @thevoidjester @starlatmblr @alicewtmblr @naomimew @sliceocheese @zeros-dumpsterfire @amagnificentobsession
Just note that a few ppl might either be forgotten or left out for a reason
and for those who didn't get the news me and @amethyst-aster are getting platonically married
*START RP HERE*
*I am asleep on a bench*
Aster why the fuck are you sleeping
I was waiting for the moon to rise but I fell asleep
Oh and Void is the ring bearer
(@thevoidjester)
she'll show you the ring I got you
"the rings are matching isn't it cute, @amethyst-aster"
NOPE HE"S NOT LEavING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING AND IT'S ALL A DREAM
WHEN I WAKE UP THE "GOODBYE INTERNET" VIDEO WILL BE GONE
Which channel is it?
MATPAT IS LEAVING ALL 4 CHANNELS
WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON WTF
Ok! @the-metatron ! I'm here. *closes the door*
Come closer, son. I have something to show you.
*takes a deep breath* *steps closer*
Tell me, Angelo, how familiar are you with these newfangled devices?
holyshitwhosepregnant
reblog this rat until staff gets involved
[player] was caught roleplaying using a roleplay blog on Tumblr.com.
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Hey, stop scrolling.
Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.
Pass it on.
Much better
and theres nothing at all you can do about that.
official anti terf post
That amazing :3
@fandomaziraphale
Dear Fandom Aziraphale,
I hate to do this but I have decided to end our relationship. I know that its tacky and cowardly to break up in a letter, but if I see you again i'm afraid I will just end up in your bed like always! The truth of the matter is, I need a man who puts me as his first priority. I have spent many lonely nights wishing you were with me knowing that you were with someone else. I wanted you to be a one man guy, but you're not ever going to be that. I need to move on. I am seeing someone else and he is wonderful!! Hopefully you will find someone who can take my space in your tightly packed schedule.
Love always,
Angelo Metatron Rib Shack
*letter that Angelo leaves sticking out of his sketchbook when he leaves the table on a date with @mr-crawleigh to go to the bathroom*
@fandomaziraphale
Dear Fandom Aziraphale,
I hate to do this but I have decided to end our relationship. I know that its tacky and cowardly to break up in a letter, but if I see you again i'm afraid I will just end up in your bed like always! The truth of the matter is, I need a man who puts me as his first priority. I have spent many lonely nights wishing you were with me knowing that you were with someone else. I wanted you to be a one man guy, but you're not ever going to be that. I need to move on. I am seeing someone else and he is wonderful!! Hopefully you will find someone who can take my space in your tightly packed schedule.
Love always,
Angelo Metatron Rib Shack
*letter that Angelo leaves sticking out of his sketchbook when he leaves the table on a date with @mr-crawleigh to go to the bathroom*
*in the walls*
@angelo-rib-shack where are you? I need to pack you up and take you with me.
♥️
*is passed out whimpering in his sleep @sliceocheese house having been TRICKED that tea was coffee*
*Packing you up. Wrapping my arms around you.*
Come on love, I’ll get you some coffee. It will be at the airport, but it will be good coffee.
*draped over your shoulder drooling*
I got you baby. I always will.
Excuse me, @amagnificentobsession, but where are you taking my brother? Our father asked me to check in on him while he's away in the past. I don't think he'd approve of this.
I’m sorry, I didn’t see if you asked me before. I’m taking him to my house for New Years. I’ve got fireworks and sparklers and I’m hoping he’ll feel better.
Your dad knows where I live. If you would like to come, you are also welcome to join us.
Thank you for the invitation, stepmother. Yes, I would like to join you.
*mumbles in his sleep* ccccoofffeeeee e eee
Why are you taking my brother to the airport? I got coffee and it doesn't have anything weird in it.
...uh. *looks at empty coffee cup* well. I got him a coffee but I drinkeded it?
@kleenexwoman @thevoidjester @methuselah-son-of-enoch @the-metatron @amagnificentobsession @sliceocheese
*wakes up buckled into airplane seat holding a coffee with both hands* *with shaking hands brings it to his parched lips* *chugs it like a college frat boy* Owowowowow!!! *gripping his head* *moaning* *asks the flight attendant for two beers* *passes out again*
"whatdafuck"
@angelo-rib-shack where are you? I need to pack you up and take you with me.
♥️
*is passed out whimpering in his sleep @sliceocheese house having been TRICKED that tea was coffee*
*Packing you up. Wrapping my arms around you.*
Come on love, I’ll get you some coffee. It will be at the airport, but it will be good coffee.
*draped over your shoulder drooling*
I got you baby. I always will.
Excuse me, @amagnificentobsession, but where are you taking my brother? Our father asked me to check in on him while he's away in the past. I don't think he'd approve of this.
I’m sorry, I didn’t see if you asked me before. I’m taking him to my house for New Years. I’ve got fireworks and sparklers and I’m hoping he’ll feel better.
Your dad knows where I live. If you would like to come, you are also welcome to join us.
Thank you for the invitation, stepmother. Yes, I would like to join you.
*mumbles in his sleep* ccccoofffeeeee e eee
*randomly there* He doesn't seem well rn
