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chookity-dookity

It’s both of us. Always has been.

#this ship is gr8 get rekt haters #final space #finalspaceedit #airspeed #quinnary #gary goodspeed #quinn ergon

loveshinyrocks

Find someone who looks at you the same way Gary looks at Quinn.💙

antiocial

thatsbelievable

yteicosanievilew

Where’s that dril tweet

yteicosanievilew

#g od #some tweets are worth blogging.#military industrial complex

pileofknives

Master has given Dobby class consciousness

prokopetz

Bad

Human: *has obvious crush on robot*

Robot: What a wonderful paragon of empathy this person must be, to feel love for a cold, unlovable machine such as myself.

Good

Human: *has obvious crush on robot*

Robot: Finally, a human with taste.

whatspeaksofter

“We’ll settle in a private manner at the foot of the mountain in a small village”

“Meet me at the peak of the mountain, you’re going down and I’m making sure everyone’s gonna see it”

“Wanna fight behind the 7-11?”

gerrycanavan

I’m afraid of Americans

lindsayribar

This is super real.

justgot1

Completely accurate.

next-time-you-invite-pam

@pre-successful America exposed.

themightyglamazon

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

sexycraisinthanos

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

themightyglamazon

ACCURATE

nyanbinyuri

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

drneverland

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

ayellowbirds

When people ask me how i am and i say “alright”, what i usually mean is “i’ve lost count of how many parts of my body are causing me immediate, chronic pain, but at least i’m able to stand upright at the moment”

birlinterrupted

Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

pizoxuat

Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

fromchrista

I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

runcibility

Also space under bed makes room for neighborhood monsters. They need a place to live, too. Don’t you want the monsters on your side?

callmebliss

Yes. I want monsters. On my…. >.> <.< ….side

runcibility

I forgot I was on Tumblr. Let me rephrase that:

If you want a monster to fuck, first you have to make a space for the monster.

cipheramnesia

from the waist down

callmebliss

Okay, I have space there, excellent NOW WHAT

tulanitala-deactivated20191217

No one stopped me……………….

#lotor #aaravos #voltron #art

sistertaxon

types of stard

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brunhiddensmusings

this is oddly close to real ‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’ so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk

this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research

sistertaxon

Are you fucking serious omg

paxamericana

millennial-review-deactivated20

thesummoningdark

So I live in Scotland, a country with free universal healthcare, and this post made me curious about how much that actually costs us. Turns out, roughly 4% of our income tax goes to the National Health Service. For me that’s £10 a month. The equivalent of $13. I have spent more than that on a pizza.