50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
Not all men!
Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.
Not all men.
But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men. It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.
So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.
Not all men. You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”
an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.
(via thehansoloist)
Arden Cho for KoreAm
I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
“Can we cut — so, Emilia remember that the dragons actually have weight, so you need to [remember] that,” And you’re like, “Shit, okay, yeah, sorry, I know what I’m doing. How heavy is a dragon? How heavy is a dragon?!" — Emilia Clarke on not having to film in the green-screen production room
a support group for people who started playing Kim kardashian: Hollywood ironically and now can’t stop
Lily Collins by Ellen von Unworth for Glamour US
SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT
you say that i’m kinda difficult
but it’s always someone else’s fault
got you wrapped around my finger, babe
you can count on me to misbehave