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[heartcellar]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[bananonbinary]

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

[c3rvida3]

happens

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

[cledaydog]

[constellaj]

[psychobadgirls]

[danahzhq]

[snoopyoftheday]

opened tumblr and this was the first thing i saw

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brosser-les-dents]

Or "it's important to brush my teeth"

[ledbet]

The late 20s and early 30s are all about learning the consequences of ignoring your rediscoveries 👍

brush before you end up with your third dentist visit in a year for cavities. Start a personal exercise routine that’s moderate before you end up with strains or throwing out your back. Eat vegetables, read the directions for every medication you take, etc etc

[artist-monet]

Yellow Irises with Pink Cloud, 1917, Claude Monet

[fishgummy]

[molabuddy]

how miis stand when you make them say hi to eachother for no fucking reason

[homoluigi]

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[adding-girls-to-posts]

new DB Cooper theory: she’s still falling

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[triangleguy]

[rxttingcorpse]

[lichenaday]

See that leafy dude on the left side? Lichen, not moss. Xanthoria parietina.