fantastic, gang, but i don't wanna die in the garden state

you are taking me apart like bad glue on a get well card.

[evvelynevelyn]

i moved blogs ask me for the url if u want

[evvelynevelyn]

i moved blogs ask me for the url if u want

[evvelynevelyn]

i moved blogs ask me for the url if u want

[evvelynevelyn]

i moved blogs ask me for the url if u want

[evvelynevelyn]

i moved blogs ask me for the url if u want

[evvelynevelyn]

also might b moving blogs again but. we’ll see

[evvelynevelyn]

yea im moving blogs hmu for the url

[evvelynevelyn]

also might b moving blogs again but. we’ll see

[ssylas]

Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

[ellathehonorarywinchester]

I C O N I C

[swordyke-moving-deactivated2019]

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[evvelynevelyn]

Might Be A Nb Guy Lads

[deejay]

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

[bpdirt]

me: what the hell is wrong with me brain: here’s a repressed memory that explains a lot of things me: Well Lock It Back Up?? Did I Ask For All That????

[silverhawk]

the water opossum is such a top tier animal tbfh

theyre such lil gremlins. i love them.

[worm-suggestion]

Massive wastes of potential talent - their hands are so dextrous but they use them exclusively for cruelty and frivolous shit. They could probably make anything

[badxbaby]

pink / textures

[kibumkim]

pink is the best color and the sooner we all realize that the sooner we evolve as a species