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lilith-1916

Good morning! Warner Bros posting about Dead Boy Detectives again on IG. Don't forget to like and comment there 🌈🔍

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syzygy-yzygy

Dead Boy Detectives is honestly really fucking good and you guys need to watch it. It's queer, yeah, but most importantly it's camp as hell. I'm talking weird, spooky, Halloween-type vibes. Witches who walk around with spider necklaces and most of their tits exposed. Insane cat gods. Cartoonishly large magnifying glasses. A spider made of baby heads. A man who used to be a walrus. Genuinely we are so fucking back with goofy insane media that makes you bite at the bars of your enclosure.

livwritesstuff

I have to imagine that, by necessity, Steve and Eddie’s parenting method includes a healthy amount of dishonesty, especially when their kids are teenagers.

Like, I’m picturing–

Moe: You’re telling me you never smoked when you were a teenager?

Eddie: Nope. Never. Not even once.

*LATER*

Steve: You fucking hypocrite

Eddie: What, you want me to tell our sixteen-year-old that when I was her age I was dealing ketamine and hotwiring cars while stoned out of my fucking mind?

Eddie: Might I remind you there’s a vault of information our children don’t know about you, Mister Keg King

Steve: Watch your mouth

lesbianfanfictionenthusiast

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

rarelyrad

the love of my life, (ao3, I have had no other lover) has left me and turned to the streets. (The site is down.) I have never felt such betrayal. (I have 99 problems and this is one of them.)

dwobbitfromtheshire

Steve, immediately hitting on Eddie after he comes from the Upside Down as a vampire:

Steve: Did it hurt?

Eddie: Did what hurt?

Steve: When you crawled out of hell? Because baby, you look as hot as the hell you just crawled out of, and you're definitely still smokin'.

Eddie, the big scary vampire that he is, hides behind his hair and giggles.

Dustin: I can't believe we were ever scared of you.

writer-in-theory

i have no explanation for this one but steve harrington is allergic to bees and he absolutely refuses to carry an epipen with him. eddie carries an expired epipen because his boyfriend thinks he can out-fight the bees

fantasticallyfruity4

Someone sees Steve in a corroded coffin tee and hits him with the “name 5 songs, poser” and Steve just starts laughing his ass off bc he doesn’t know the name of like more than 2. Granted, he is literally married to the guitarist. So he just keeps laughing in this dudes face and this dude is getting more and more pissed at whatever bar or restaurant this happens in and five minutes later Eddie finally leaves the bathroom and he’s like “baby love what’s so funny?”

And jackass is fucking starstruck and confused bc Eddie’s looking at this poser with the most amused loving eyes on the face of the earth.

“You fucking jackass, I’m MARRIED to EDDIE FUCKING MUNSON I don’t need to know a single god damn song my closet is FULL of these. Shit, I have corroded coffin shirts that he HAND DREW the band name on in 19-fucking-86 at my fucking parents kitchen table. I have been on nearly every tour in the last 20 years since they STARTED touring in ‘87 and I am the ONLY groups eddie munson has ever fucked”

And Eddie is very amused but also like “babe that’s enough, settle down before this goes on YouTube”

pochayun

eddie would cover honytonk badonkadonk and dedicate it to steve's ass

harmonictechnicality

Ao3 fic Steve Harrington: But, I’m straight!

Me to myself: Oh, he has no fucking idea how un-straight he’s gonna be in about 5,000 words

inactive--fangirl

I love how the entire ST community just said "Wayne knows that Eddie is queer and fully accepts him" even in the most angsty fics I've read, Wayne always supports Eddie. I just think it's neat that we saw so little of Wayne, but we all love him, and we know how much he really loves Eddie.