50% Hobbit. 50% Dwarf. 100% awesome. I also do ST fanfiction writing prompts, if you're into that sort of thing. Bisexual Eddie Munson Truther. (Eddie Munson likes girls. . .*gasp* the horror!) Romantic Hellcheer isn't a conspiracy. Steddie shipper. Rovickie shipper. Now a Romantic Ronancer but also pro platonic Ronance. Extremely Anti Billy Hargrove. Max deserves better. Stancy Shipper. Give Nancy Wheeler a best friend 2024. Argyle. Need I say more? Steve Harrington deserves better, too. Bi/Pan Pronouns: She/They
Summary: Nancy was kept busy during the quarantine: working as WSQK's station manager, working at the Post, and also making sure the Crawls ran smoothly, but she still felt like there was something more that she could do so she volunteered at the hospital as a candy striper. After breaking up with Jonathan, she swore off relationships so how did she end up falling for both Robin and Vickie?
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
More chapters coming soon to a Tumblr near you. . .
Suddenly, thinking about a scenario where Dustin gets turned into a baby. Steve is getting heart eyes looking at Eddie holding baby Dustin and cooing at him until Eddie starts to throw a giggling Dustin in the air. Suddenly, Steve's shrieking, "ARE YOU CRAZY?! HE DOESN'T HAVE COLLARBONES!" He's taking baby Dustin back and holding him protectively. Dustin's just laughing and clapping for Eddie to do it again. Maybe Robin has to remind Steve that Dustin isn't actually their kid and that Eddie did not, in fact, put a baby in him.
From the Stranger Things books. She's definitely alive. There's no way she's not. People don't want to admit it, but the Duffers were right about this: The show wouldn't have been such a success without her. All the more reason why they should have given her a better ending than recycling this one. More than likely, the Duffers won't be involved with El's return, but Netflix will. The Duffers think they're doing something by being all secretive about it, but it's obvious she's alive. They think they're building up to something, but what's the secret third alternative to being either dead or alive? Okay, so there's undead, I guess. . .I mean, unless you're going to turn El into a vampire. . .which I'm not sure how you would? I hate them. I don't want to wait twenty years for an answer. We wanted an answer in season five. People don't understand why some of us are irritated by this. How can you not be?
I've seen valid reasons for not liking Stancy. Is it not your cup of tea? Okay, I get that. However, I've seen so many people sound like they swallowed the Stancy hating Kool-Aid. The Duffers wanted you to hate the ship, for whatever reason, but I think if you found that if you stop drinking the kool aid and realize that the ship isn't as bad as you think it is. It's just not for you. It's not a bad ship. It's gotten a lot of unfair hate because of the Duffers and because someone claimed it as a misogynistic ship, so that's all people see. At the end of Nancy's relationship with Jonathan, they had way more problems, and yet the Duffers believed they could work out. There's no reason why you can't like Jancy but have no problem with Stancy. In fact, if you wanted to, you could ship both. "But Steve was an asshole." I'm so tired of that argument. I love Jonathan, but JONATHAN WAS AN ASSHOLE TO NANCY, TOO! NANCY FORGAVE THEM BOTH! Neither Steve nor Jonathan know Nancy better. They just know Nancy in different ways because there are different aspects to Nancy's character, but they both love her for the very same reasons. She's headstrong and willing to fight for the people she cares about. Steve Harrington became a better person for it. I've seen so many people complain about their partners and wish they do better. . .well, Steve literally walked away from the life he knew: popularity, his friends (yeah, they were shitty but that doesn't matter). He gave up his title of King Steve. He realized what was truly important because he was inspired by Nancy. He didn't justify his actions, either. He just said he was sorry, and he messed up. For me, that's the hottest thing a man can do. Like that's attractive shit, right there. No, Steve didn't pressure Nancy into having sex. . .she WANTED to. She knew exactly what that "party" was, and she wanted to get into Steve’s pants as much as he wanted to get into hers. The way they framed it wasn't to show that Nancy was trying to be someone else. They could have done that in so many other ways. They wanted to slut shame Nancy for wanting to be with someone like Steve instead of someone like Jonathan. Like, I'm sorry, you think you're being feminists but you actually drank the misogyny Kool-Aid. Like I said, I've seen people give out reasons of their own for not liking it, and I respect that. But from haters, I've seen the same things regurgitated over and over. The absolute hate is so forced. "They don't want the same thing." Yeah, apparently, neither do Nancy and Jonathan because they broke up. My whole point is that you can like Jancy but there's no fucking reason to be such dicks about Stancy because in the end Jancy basically won and Stancy didn't get in the way of Jancy but with the way Jancy started out, it absolutely got in the way of Stancy. They dangled the ship in front of us bait on a hook, and then they gave us nothing. Nancy said that Steve's dream was nice, but she didn't know what she wanted. It doesn't mean she wouldn't necessarily eventually want that or make her any less Nancy Wheeler. Granted, she might not want as many kids or at all, but with Steve being a coach, he might be okay with that. Alan Rickman wanted kids, and his wife didn't, but his love for her was greater than his want for kids. He could imagine a life without kids but not without her. Sometimes, those situations work out if you love the person more. Not always but sometimes. Considering Steve walked away from what he wanted before, something told me that he'd happily do it for Nancy Wheeler again. "If you ship Stancy, you only care about Steve." No, I think it's sad that Nancy was made to feel ashamed and stupid for having feelings for Steve, and she never got to acknowledge that they did nothing wrong by having sex that night. There's no reason for Stancy to deserve this much hate. It's not as bad as they made you believe it is. Why pit Steve and Jonathan against each other when you can love them both? It's okay, I do. I love Jancy and Stancy, too.
I'm trying to sleep and thinking about Barb having a threesome with Nancy and Steve again, thus saving her life. OK. . .now I'm imagining Steve and Nancy taking turns eating Barb out. . .then turning it into a competition to see who can make her cum first. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW BARB SHOULD HAVE BEEN EATEN.
You were just having a nice normal lunch near the Hellfire table. It was your second day of school, and you thinking just how pointless it was for your mother to make you move during your last year of high school, but. . .here you were. You never played D&D in your life, but you respected the game and the people who played it. You liked fantasy well enough, but you always stuck to books, and you didn't see any point in making new friends when you were going to leave soon, anyway. You thought being close to the table would make you feel a little more comfortable, and with everyone focused on them, they'd ignore you. While the Hellfire table was rowdy, it wasn't as bad as Jason Carver and his goons. You had nothing against basketball or sports, but these jocks seemed to be a special brand of idiots. You ducked your head down, ate your lunch, and kept your nose in your book. Everything was going well for you. . .WHAM! A shoe slammed right into your sandwich, knocking over your milk and causing to spill on your tray and your book.
"Fuck!"
You were usually pretty tame. Calm, shy, forgiving. . .unless it came to your books and your food. You didn't know who decided to climb up on the fucking table, but you were pretty sure it was a stupid jock. You grabbed his leg, raised the bottom of his pant leg up, and bit down on the meat above his ankle. Eddie Munson shrieked and tried to shake you off. You continued to bite until you drew blood. When you pulled back, he stumbled and fell right into your lap. Oh, goddamn it.
"I was going to apologize!" Eddie shrieked. "You didn't have to bite me!"
"And you didn't have to walk on my lunch to make your statement! This wasn't one of the school's shitty lunches! I brought this from home. I made it exactly how my dead grandmother taught me!" You yelled. "And you ruined my copy of the Hobbit!"
"Shit," he cursed, going pale. "I'm - "
His big brown eyes were wide and remorseful, reminding me that he wasn't like the other assholes here. . .just an idiot. He also reminded you that the first thing you thought when you saw him on the first day: he was really fucking hot. Your cheeks turned warm. He didn't need to know that.
"You're a professional idiot, aren't you?" You snapped, and he blinked at you.
"Do you want to go out?" He blurted.
You stared at him like he had three heads, which would make him a hydra, and he was so clumsy that maybe he was one. You were starting to lose your fury and your confidence.
"Seriously?! That's what you ask?! You were going to apologize, but now you're not?! You're just going to hit on me? You stepped on my sandwich?! How would you like it if I stepped on your dick?!" You yelled.
"Well. . ." Eddie trailed off.
"Ugh!" You rolled your eyes. "You'll finish making it up to me by coming to my house on Saturday, and you'll make me another one following my grandma's recipe exactly. You'll also bring me a new copy of the Hobbit with an essay on how to treat a hobbit's food and property!"
You happily call yourself a hobbit because you are short and round like one with curly hair that went on for days. If you were being honest, you loved the comfort of your home, but you also secretly craved adventure.
"I guess that makes me a bothersome dwarf," Eddie grinned.
"Don't cream your pants, Munson, you're no Thorin Oakenshield," you said. "You haven't earned that title yet."
"Wait. . .finish making it up to you?" Eddie asked thoughtfully. "Where do I start?"
"Today, bathroom. Now," you told him.
"What makes you think I'm interested?" Eddie asked, and you glanced at his lap. "Right."
Eddie hopped up off your lap and scurried out of the cafeteria. You gave yourself a moment before getting up and following. Fortunately, it was the first boy's restroom you came across. He was bending down to make sure that no one was in the stalls. He checked the last one as you locked the door with a loud click. He whirled around.
"All clear?" You asked.
"Yes, uh, what do I call you?" Eddie asked.
"You won't call me anything because your mouth will be too busy," you told him. "If you're good, maybe I'll give you my name."
You strode across the bathroom and kissed Eddie with his blood still on your tongue, curling your fingers into his hair. You weren't sure what came over you. . .there was just something about Eddie Munson that completely gets your engine going and also drives you crazy. Eddie kissed you back, his hands diving for your waist, but you slapped his hands away and pinned them behind his back. Eddie cackled against your lips and broke the kiss.
"What were you even ranting about?" You asked.
"Can't fucking remember now. . .have you done this before?" He asked.
"No, but there's a first time for everything," you said. "And I happen to have a thing for assholes."
"Hm. . .well, I'm definitely judging you on your taste in people," Eddie said.
"We're all assholes, Eddie. . .good and bad. The difference is that the good ones feel sorry for being one and put in the work to do better," you said. "Now, are you going to shut up and get to work before I lose my confidence?"
You grabbed the bandana out of his pocket, turned him around, and tied his hands behind his back. You kicked off your shoes, took off your pants, and folded them carefully onto the clean part of the counter before hopping up onto it.
"I can't use my hands?" Eddie asked.
"Use your mouth," you replied and spread your legs. "Now, take off my underwear and show me how sorry you are."
As Eddie pulled your underwear down with his teeth, you thought that maybe making some connections wouldn't be so bad. After taking them off and dropping them off beside you, Eddie moved his mouth slowly up the inside of your inner thigh. He found the fleshiest part of your thigh, and bit down hard enough to draw blood.
"Fuck! You asshole!"
But, you supposed, you probably deserved that, and you certainly didn't complain when Eddie licked it clean. There were good things in Hawkins, after all.
Headcanon that during his time at Scoops, Steve had a boyfriend but didn't realize he was a guy until a couple of weeks in, and his boyfriend didn't realize Steve wasn't a girl because he knew a girl who looked kind of like Steve. They both realized that they didn't care and dated for another week.
Just a few things on how Share the Wine is going. I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to change with season 5 and trying not to create plot holes. I'm soooo eager to have Nancy reunite with Vickie and Robin, but I'm trying not to rush the story either. I am working on a new chapter, though.
If the Duffers hadn't been such cowards, Vickie could have been in the epilogue flirting with both Nancy and Robin while they competed for her attention. Just got the image in my head of there not being enough chairs on the rooftop, and Vickie has to choose which lap to sit in. Meanwhile, Nancy and Robin are trying to convince her to sit in one of theirs. Steve and Jonathan are placing bets. . .Vickie's starting to panic, then she chooses Nancy because she sat in Robin's lap plenty of times. When Vickie is sitting comfortably in Nancy's lap, Nancy is just smirking victoriously at Robin, who's trying and failing to pretend like she doesn't like the sight of the two of them together.
Nancy took off her ammo belt, pulled several knives and ammo clips out out of her jacket. She took out her Smith and Wesson from the side pocket along with a taser. She set them on Robin's dresser and let the jacket fall to the floor.
Robin: *eyebrows raised* Is that all?
Nancy: I think so. . .let me just. . .oh, no.
She took off the belt on her pants and took out another knife, dropping it with the others. She took another gun out of the back of her pants and laid it on the dresser. She took off her shirt and let it fall to the floor with her jacket. She took a small knife hidden in her bra and laid it with the others. She put her boot covered foot on Robin's chair and pulled a knife out of the boot. She dropped it with the others.
Nancy: Now, that's all.
Vickie: I'm both aroused and scared.
Robin: *swallowing* Me, too.
Nancy: *wiggling her eyebrows* You guys are welcome to search me.
Imagine Eddie and El finding out that they're half siblings (they have the same father), and they start spending time time together. They talk about their moms and how they lost them in different ways. Eddie points out that she doesn't have to go by Eleven if she doesn't want to. She can go by Jane and keep going by El, too. If she hates Eleven so much, then El could stand for something else. Eddie points out that his mother's name is Elizabeth. El tries to hide it, but Eddie can see on her face that she likes the name. And so, Jane Elizabeth is born because she never did have a middle name, and Jane has always been her first name, even when Hopper adopted her. A multiple of nicknames is born: Ellie, Lizzie, Liz, and El's favorite from Eddie: Ellie B, and it eventually turns into Ellie Bean. Of course, only Eddie and Uncle Wayne are allowed to call her Ellie Bean, but all the other nicknames are up for grabs for her friends. She goes by Jane just as much as she goes by the other names, too. She loves her new name and her new family. . .I just love thinking about El and Eddie being siblings so much. ❤️
I hope people wake up one day and realize that Mike isn't the evil piece of shit that they think he is. While he has messed up, like everyone one else in that goddamn party and yes that fucking does include Will and El. They're human, so they have made mistakes that hurt people. You don't think Dustin wouldn't have been hurt to find out that Will tried to play D&D without him? You don't think it hurt Mike to have El lie to him about Angela, for Will to lie to him as well, and then for El to sit there and tell him he doesn't know what it's like to be bullied or to know what it's like to feel like he doesn't belong? (His reaction to the skate attack wasn't a character flaw, it was out of character, and really bad writing.) The same Mike Wheeler who was constantly there for all of his friends, the same Mike Wheeler who committed suicide at the age of 12 to protect Dustin, and only survived because of El. The same Mike who figured out something was wrong with Will in s2 and stayed by his side to help him, the same Mike who never gave up hope that El was alive, the same Mike who watched her disappear, and it's the same Mike who gave her the benefit of the doubt. . .not because he wanted to use her but because he saw her as a scared girl who had been hurt and he wanted to protect her because that's who he is. Mike's mistakes keep getting blown the fuck up when half of them are because of his trauma like everyone else and half of them are because of Hopper. Mike was a kid like everyone else. . .why do y'all except him to know how the fuck to manage his emotions so well when the grown ass adults in the show like Hopper can't do it? No, seriously, why the everloving fuck is it always on fucking Mike to be perfect all the goddamn time with you assholes? "Oh, I never did anything like that. . ." Oh, I guarantee you that at some point you've hurt someone without meaning to. You've probably just refused to acknowledge that you did. It's so fucking weird to see how high you guys build these expectations on Mike's shoulders. . .and it's the only one y'all do it to. You can forgive people who literally beat the shit out people and killed them, but y'all can't forgive Mike for unintentionally hurting someone's feelings?! The hate on you guys have for Mike is gross and I'm going to say it, he does not fucking deserve it.
Stoncy thoughts: What if Jonathan didn't throw away the pink sweater? The pink sweater with the blue flowers on them that Nancy wore in the happy smiling photographs with that he discovered she still kept. What if Jonathan kept it and held it tightly, imagining what it would it was like to be Nancy and dating Steve Harrington so openly without worrying about what everyone thought. . .what if he had been a little more honest with Nancy?
Rocknance and Stonathan thoughts: Vickie writing Scooby Doo fanfiction where Robin is Velma, Nancy is Daphne with guns, and Vickie creates another character as herself. Of course, Jonathan is Shaggy, and Steve is Fred. Scooby is a talking demodog.
People can't come up with a good fucking reason to hate Ted Wheeler so they make up random fucking bullshit like the sprinklers in his yard. He cares about his wife and kids. Is he perfect? No. Neither is Karen. There's no such thing as a perfect parent or a perfect person. He provides for his family, and despite how Karen treats him, he is someone that Karen does rely on. If you ask Joyce Byers, she'll tell her that she wished Lonnie had been more like Ted because then Jonathan could have been a fucking kid, and they wouldn't have had to struggle so much. Ted Wheeler is reliable Dad who'd face a fucking demogorgon with a golf club and almost die to save his family. No, he is NOT homophobic just because he pointed out that they hadn't seen their son with a girl before. The reason why Karen is so frustrated with him all the time isn't because Ted is holding her back, (she clearly wears the fucking pants in that relationship), it's because Ted isn't doing it for her anymore and she wants a marriage with love but also with a good sex life. She wants passion. She can leave at any time, but she chooses to stay because despite the fact that she's not getting good sex, Ted is her family, and he is a good dad. The problem is that Duffers could have given him more screen time for people to see that. Joyce Byers left an abusive husband during a time and a place where it was frowned upon to be divorced. . .if Ted truly was awful, don't you think Karen would have left his ass a long time ago? She doesn't because he's safe and dependable. Jonathan and Will Byers would know what having a useless dad is like. . .they'd know Ted isn't like Lonnie at all. How easily you hate on Ted but ignore the fact that Karen lusted after a high schooler who was the same age as their daughter and then used the youngest daughter like a prop. I like Karen, I understand that she's not perfect. However, her worst mistake is lusting after Billy. Ted's worst mistake? Putting his foot in his mouth and being tired after working all day. He shows all the signs of being an autistic man who tries his best, and I also see him as a comphet gay man. What does he get for it? Kids who take him for granted and a wife who berates him all the time. I had an unreliable parent, I know what it's like. Ted Wheeler was NOT it.
