Ask Deadlock AU

A hitman, a mafia prince, a quadruple agent, and a perfectly normal, entirely unkillable guy. [Currently active: Tom] [Asks: open] || COMMISSION INFO || Buy me a coffee? || My store!!

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Edd is closed for asks

He doesn't really feel like talking to you anymore.

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Stop lying , it was obviously a sniper

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The guy on the roof just got taken away

Hope they had fun.

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So what were you reading on the news?

Oh, and a few disappearances. And accidents but those are nothing new.

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Is the "paintball on the roof" a regular thing??

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Hey Ed, you mentioned your window was smashed in for the third time? Sure nobody has some kind of grudge against you lmao

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Well do you have a job?

Well, for the most part.

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What was your room mates name if you don’t mind me asking?

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Welp hope your okay.❤️

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Edd, you can see the shooters body on the roof out the window!

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I really hope you don't have to sell the house! Maybe you can get a new roommate? If you don't mind me asking, why did your old roommate leave?

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That was a sniper not a baseball. Someone was trying to kill you.

I mean, not that I have room to speak though...

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Edd someone just tried to shoot at you!

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So, Ed, what do you do for a living? Or are you a student?

I might have to sell the house. I don’t think i can afford it by myself.

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So Edd how ya doing?

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