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You know what, fuck it
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I can be the main characters or the neighbors
Me: Ok, time to work on my Eddsworld AU
Me:
My brain: *Brain.exe has stopped working*
Me: well, shit
Send ❂ for a like headcanon.
Send ✄ for a favorite movie of my muse’s.
Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.
Send ✿ for a happy memory.
Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon.
Send ♬ for a childhood headcanon.
Send ☼ for a dream headcanon.
Send ♧ for a cooking headcanon.
Send ❧ for a food headcanon.
Send ★ for a talent headcanon.
Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.
Send △ for a sex headcanon.
Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.
Send ♤ for a ‘dislike’ headcanon.
Send ♆ for something my muse hates.
Send ⊗ for a phobia headcanon.
Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon.
Send ✜ for a fear headcanon.
Send ☠ for a death headcanon.
Send ◊ for a headcanon of the mun’s choice.
Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one
Code Names
Like in the Kingsman movies, the cast of Kingsworld will receive code names!
Edd’s code name will be Safir
Tom’s code name will be Loholt
Matt’s code name will be Esclados
And Tord’s code name will be Lucius
also there’s going to be a few OCs in there named Holly (code name Dindraine) & Ivy
‘KHONJIN HOUSE’ ASK MEME.
SEASON ONE.
“ I think it’s time to order a pepperoni pizza! ” “ Alright, let’s try this again. ” “ Why did you hang up on me?! ” “ Do you know the toll my fucking brain has taken from you calling nonstop? ” “ I can’t fucking use my dick anymore because of you. ” “ I want you dead, you little prick. ” “ This is just a plate of spaghetti. ” “ You can’t leave like this! ” “ Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to ‘Guess the Answer You Fucking Idiot!’ ” “ Your prize for winning is: full legal authority to burn my house down and kill my family– WHAT? ” “ I think I swallowed a bottle cap. ” “ I’ve never burned down a house before! ” “ What?! What do you want?! ” “ Do you want this? It’s my most prized possession. ” “ That’s the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever heard. ” “ Get in the back! Right now! ” “ God have mercy on all of us. But– but mostly me. ” “ Are you American? ” “ Who are you? Wait! Don’t tell me. ” “ Whaaat is this? ” “ It’s just a little scooty. Don’t fuck with it. ” “ Ladies and gentlemen… FUCK! ” “ So it’s come to this. You’re not winning this fight. ” “ You’re not as big as you think, broseph. ” “ The only rock you’re gonna feel is the pavement. ” “ You’re gonna foot the bill of a check your body can’t cash! ” “ The bill? The food hasn’t even come yet! ” “ Maybe if you paid your bills, your wife wouldn’t have left ya. ” “ My wife and I have a beautiful marriage! ” “ They couldn’t cheat on a math test, much less cheat on me. ” “ You’ll kill us both! ” “ Don’t worry, I know how to disable bombs. ” “ You may already be a winner. ” “ Get the fuck out. Right now. ” “ You are not the legal owner of that package. ” “ I wanna play my Gamecube. ” “ That’s not a question. ” “ Where’s my Xbox? ” “ How about you get me a PSpiece of pizza, or you can Nintendo Sixty-forget about ever surviving! ” “ Can we get pizza? ” “ Um, so anyway, uh. Call me back. ” “ That’s a lot of of people they’ve gotta fight. ” “ I just had the greatest idea ever. We should write a Broadway play. ”
Keep reading
send ⚠ to pick up/carry my muse
If a multimuse, specify which muse
Give my muse some sweets! Send “🍨+ a sweet”!
Send “Trope!” and I will go to TV Tropes and generate a starter based on their “random trope” button.
Note: The trope button is located at the top of the page, towards the right of the screen.
CHAPTER 1 IS COMING SOON...ish
Try and creep my muse out as much as you can!
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
Anonymously or not, send “Lasso of Truth” to my muse and they will reveal a random truth they’ve been keeping.
Bonus: Lasso of Truth+question
PANIC! AT THE DISCO “DEATH OF A BACHELOR” STARTERS
Victorious
“Tonight, we are victorious.” “Let me be your Killer King.” “It hurts until it stops.” “My touch is black and poisonous, and nothing like my punch drunk kiss.” “I know you need it, do you feel it?” “We feel alright.” “I taste like magic.” “Livin’ like a washed up celebrity, shooting up fireworks like it’s the Fourth of July.”
Don’t Threaten me with a Good TIme
“Alright, alright.” “Who are these people?” “I just woke up in my underwear.” “I should prob’ly introduce myself.” “You shoulda seen what I wore, a cane and a party hat.” “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.” “This night is heating up.” “Oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time.” “What are these footprints? They don’t look human-like.” “How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool?” “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I don’t fall when I try to stand.” “I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt.” “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
Hallelujah
“A moment you’ll never remember and a night you’ll never forget.” “Show praise with your body.” “Say your prayers.” “My life started the day I got caught under the covers with my secondhand lovers.” “In a state of emergency, who was I tryna be?” “Then the time for being sad is over.” “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.” “I love the things you hate about yourself.” “No one wants you when you have no heart.”
Emperor’s New Clothes
“Finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers.” “Done my time and served my sentence.” “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.” “You just might see a ghost tonight.” “I’m all dressed up and naked.” “I see what’s mine and take it.” “I am so much more than royal.” “Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.” “I’m taking back the crown.” “Welcome to my world of fun.” “Flip the switch and watch them run.”
Death of a Bachelor
“Do I look lonely?” “People have told me I don’t look the same.” “I’m playing hooky.” “I’m walking the long road.” “How could I ask for more?” “Lifetime of laughter, at the expense of a death of a bachelor.” “Alone at a table for two and I just want to be served.” “And when you think of me, am I the best you’ve ever had?” “Share one more drink with me.” “Smile even though you’re sad.”
Crazy = Genius
“You can set yourself on fire.” “You’re so normal that you just disappear.” “She said you’re just like Mike Love.” “If crazy equals genius, then I’m a fucking arsonist.” “I’m a rocket scientist.” “Darlin’ you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change when you stuff all your feelings with drugs.” “But you’re never gonna learn.”
LA Devotee
“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.” “I wouldn’t change ya.” “You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms from weeping your name.” “Just another LA devotee.”
Golden Days
“I found a pile of polaroids in the crates of a record shop.” “He was something debonair in 1979 and she had Farah Fawcett hair.” “All the mem’ries we make will never change.” “We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain.” “I swear that I’ll always paint you.” “I bet they met some diplomats on Bianca Jagger’s new yacht.” “I bet they never even thought about the glitter dancing on the skin.” “Time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away.” “Right now, our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away.”
The Good, the Bad and the Dirty
“Truth is that it was always going to end.” “True all the good girls act so good, ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn.” “Hey holy roller.” “If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch.” “If ya wanna make it through the night, you better say my name.” “I know what it’s like to trade the ones you love for the ones you hate.” “Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.” “There’s only two ways these things can go: good or bad.” “How was I supposed to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges?” “I got the final judgement.” “You’ve been gone so long.” “I forgot what you feel like.” “I’m gonna keep getting underneath you.” “All our friends want us to fall in love.”
House of Memories
“If you’re a lover, you should know, the lonely moments just get lonelier.” “I don’t want to be afraid.” “Heart to heart and eyes to eyes, is this taboo?” “We built this house on memories.” “Take my picture now.” “When your fantasies become your legacy, promise me a place in your house of memories.” “I think of you from time to time.” “I was a fool.” “Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “I wish I could believe that you’d never wrong me.” “Remember me in the same way I remember you.”
Impossible Year
“There’s no sunshine this impossible year.” “There’s no good times this impossible year.” “All the guests at the party, they’re so insincere.” “There’s no you and me this impossible year.” “There’s never air to breathe.” “These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”
Send “Pain is weakness leaving the body” and I will randomly generate how your muse will find mine
[Random Number Generator can be found here]
with a broken arm
with a broken leg
dehydrated
with a concussion
with a stab wound
hungover
after a bar fight
with the flu
with (a) broken rib(s)
with sore muscles
after falling down the stairs
with a twisted ankle
blinded temporarily
with ringing ears
with a burn
after running into a door
out in the cold without warm clothes
covered in blood
overly exhausted
after a nightmare
after losing part/all of their memory
with a black eye
rper’s choice!
The First Snowfall Starters
Send an icon to:
❄ to throw a snowball at my muse
⛄ for my muse to try to convince yours to help build a snowman in the fresh snow
👤to drop a coat on my muse since they seem mighty cold and not dressed properly for the weather.
👥 for our muses to go for a walk in the falling snow
👅 my muse drags yours out to try to catch snowflakes
🍵for your muse to make mine something warm to drink
🏂 for our muses to go out to snowboard/ski/sledding
🎥 for our muses to say “nah” and stay inside where it’s warm and watch a movie or something.
🌁+ any other scenario you wish!