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[neodotexe]

OH SHIT PROMO POST IN THE REAL???

[Image ID: A blurry skeleton with glowing red eyes rocking back & forth rapidly in a rocking chair. There’s a dull orange bar underneath the skeleton with text saying “RATTLED” in all caps. To the right of the skeleton is a glass of milk with text saying “BONE SAUCE” in all caps over a sky blue background. /END ID]

hihi!!! i’m neo, your local gamer & plushie enthusiast!! i think this is supposed to be a promo post idk i’ve never really made one of these tbh.

i am super cool i like epic things & i bounce back & forth between hyperfixations like a ping pong ball so who knows what i’ll be posting about on a day to day basis.

follow if you want to see the absolute chaos that is me & my everchanging special interests

ok that’s all for now byeee!

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[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

[vraska-theunseen]

i have no defense against this. you've got me

[wayneradiotv]

hate this. put the WHOLE DAMN NUMBER !

[sebmal]

whole number is so hard. replace it with smiley face or frowny face and make us guess if the number is good or bad

[wayneradiotv]

this one doin numbers

[chillyfeetsteak]

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[picopepin]

[miamaimania]

“What will remain of us” (2020) ⧗ Mansour Aoun ◆ 32GB suspended in amber

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[freelance-fiend]

[robowarrior-god]

I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

(Thank you to @nebulations for the alt ID!)

[niceinchnails]

Fuuuck