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A man can sleep with tons of women and he’s “lucky” or a “player”, but when I do it, I’m a “bed” or “literally just a piece of furniture”.

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Not to brag or anything, but I had therapy at 2:00 today.

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The reason most dramas stress me out is I feel like 90% of the arguments in them are either

Character A: “How could you just pack your bags and leave me without any warning?!”

Character B: “You literally tried to kill me!”

A: “No, that is no excuse!”

Or

A: “How could you just pack your bags and leave me without any warning?!”

B: “Because you had the AUDACITY to get a parking ticket last month, and I am fed up!”

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Anyone else just wanna be like “Oh, no thank you, I’m allergic” when thinking about life?

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I want to try something...

Reblog if you think that it’s entirely possible to have a loving romantic relationship without sex.

(I mean, obviously it is, but I want to see others opinions.)

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It’s Tumblr’s 2021 Year in Review!

Every year, the team behind Fandometrics pores over enough data to block a proverbial Suez Canal. We analyze all of the tags, searches, posts, and every like and reblog on this blue hellsite (affectionate), categorizing the most popular stuff on Tumblr so we can give the gift of Year in Review in December. 

Tumblr’s Year in Review contains a full 365 days’ worth of data, but it runs from October 21, 2020, to October 20, 2021. Supernatural fans, we know you were disappointed with Destiel going canon being absent from last year’s Year in Review. So you’re finally going to see November 5, 2020, represented. This is your payout. 

Like you, Year in Review has grown this past year. Matured. A glow up, if you will. You might notice some changes that reflect that, like a more inclusive Celebs list to replace the old Actors and Actresses lists. Or all TV shows (previously live-action, animated, and reality)  under one list header for the first time. And an extra special, extra personal little somethin’ that will remain a surprise until December 7…👀

Keep your eyes peeled to this space all month long, Tumblr. The lists are all live now (go, go, go!), but we’ve got all sorts of goodies coming your way. Now, onto the good stuff.

Top 21 of 2021 Ships TV Shows Movies Celebs Shadow and Bone Marvel Round-Up Hellsite Gazing Tumblr Communities Things We Care About Solo Artists Music Groups K-Pop K-Pop Stars Minecraft Streamers Web Celebs Web Series Athletes Memes Video Games Mobile Games Video Game Characters Genshin Impact Anime & Manga Anime & Manga Characters Books Tumblr In The Wild Aesthetics

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The feminine urge to indulge in your masculine urges.

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Is it?

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FaceTiming a white boy, call that PasteTime.

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Anyone else unable to describe anyone’s face because you’re always looking them only in the eyes, but unable to describe their eyes because you aren’t paying attention to where you’re looking?

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Michael Jackson, who is also an owl, changing the subject:

“🎵Anywho-who!🎵”

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Strombies.

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Ah, yes, the age old question, “Am I manipulative, or am I simply always right?”

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The candy Mike and Ike stands for Michael and Ichael.

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Sometimes, I’d like to be either the mist reliable hero, or the most terrifying villain.

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Why don’t we call twelve year olds dozen year olds?

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better