my Top Ranked Teammates:

[hasanpits]

in the morning, i get on tumblr and reblog beautiful images, but by the evening i devolve into madness

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

[weenhands-deactivated20250319]

i love that little feature that removes someone’s addition to a post you’re going to reblog. Shut up

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

[unification]

being a chiller and having ambition arent mutually exclusive..... understand this

[fnordseer5]

- the ambitious chiller

[loveridden1999]

yk some sentences that make you go YEAHHHHHHH yeah this is one of them

[ozempicofficial]

[handweavers]

so painfully stupidfunny that white people traveled all over the world and were like "this is india" and it almost never was

[sacred-portal]

[anxietyproblem]

[cutecipher]

vampire and umpire end the same because baseball is an evil sport with draculas

[nights-at-the-opera]

Baseball bats. It's right there people. Wake up.

[cutecipher]

[amazoogle]

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

[taraxippos]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[zoi-no-miko]

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

[natequarter]

ONE MILLION SPIDERS ACHIEVED

[hannahleah]

Michelle Buswell by Matthias Vriens, Numéro 66, September 2005

[tel-avicii]

[a-swamp-creature]

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]