Liar, Liar

selective indie pokemon xy/za oc https://ex-phemeral.carrd.co

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Yo, I'm Soli and this is a reboot of a 2013-2015 OC from Pokemon XY. I was baited by a friend out of retirement and have no idea what I'm doing. I have some cinching out left to do on My Caard but I'm hoping to maybe reach out and meet a few people if anyone wants to hmu. Also Public + Private Information! This is an indie Pokemon blog for Rose, a former flare scientist who specializes (well specialized) in fossils and botany. She has re-branded to a cult-deprogramming social media personality after being banished from the country entirely. She misses science and is trying to worm her way back into Kalos somehow. You know. As the chances of getting hired are pretty kaput after the whole death-cult thing. Her favorite things are being definitely sorry and having overly-intense arguments with people online and offline. Do you like having debates about whether children should be allowed to own prehistoric Pokemon because their over-privileged parents can now buy them at the corner store? The ethics of shiny breeding? Do you crave the feeling of being judged on who you associate with by a person who was literally in a death cult? Well, then this bitch is for you!

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((a looooot may have happened I am so sorry I've been gone a month

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((just wanna show some of my promos for the blog I'm putting together for a hatoful boyfriend canon . I'm excited. I am excited enough I commissioned. Great work from @hyruleshop incoming on a suffering dash near you

(('soli why do you want to play a bird' 'he's a very beautiful bird, it would be anyone's honor and privilege to play him'

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((Big sorry for being out lately, life has been very very hectic.

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((I should be free soon, probably tomorrow to do some stuff. ;_: and my bird boy tohri is almost ready

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((apologies for not being around. I have been Down With The Sickness

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Assign my OC a canon love interest.

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((my kingdom for my sickness to end

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Tbh, you can throw characters straight into my askbox and if it's a canon I know decent enough + I know a bit about our dynamics already I can easily keep going

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((now I just want to keep writing insanely over the top ship dynamic nonsense

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anyways ur frequent-delinquent babygirl had this massive crush on N when she was a dumbass teenager in her gap year before college. but like she was much shyer and much more timid then and she never talked to N at all but had this built up idealized image in her head of him that came tumbling down when she found out plasma wasn't what it seemed.

So like, ya girl looks at N now through these glasses that he is somehow like, a master manipulator rocket-adjacent type that she's demonized in her head and is simultaneously terrified of seeing due to the fact she got off easy on that one. After all, 'he' several recruitors but sometimes you want to be mad at the face character. like, set her into her cult cycle, the defining moment of the spiral that would chase her into adulthood.

but like, she does not know this man LMAO she doesn't know this dude at all. she be putting up a picture of ghetsis up to a picture of N like 'spot the difference' 'theyre the same' NO

seriously ya girl was down bad. Shoving her 20 lbs of hair into that knight uniform like 'id be his knight', and now he's the WORST, AWFUL, DISGUSTING.

then she meets him and he's just this fuckin sad softboy who was being taken advantage of and it's just

'well fuck,'

'how can I reconcile this with the decade of demonization'

anyways that just sounds like a funny brainstorm dynamic because i'm messy as fuck and I like messy complicated shit thank you for coming to my poketed-talk

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ok ok so Mable and Rose were definitely coworkers and they probably weren't the best of friends as Rose is plainly an opportunistic, immortality-chasing self-serving bitch who DEFINITELY SOLD OUT EVERYONE IN COURT and acted all cute and helpless was all around pretty sneaky. look at me, I'm just a fragile sick girl uwu

Mable is pretty much stuck in perpetual work burnout and can't even leave the city and yet rose is STILL SO FUCKING ENVIOUS OF HER because she gets to still do science. Little Miss Slap on the Wrist, Probation and Mandatory therapy and she's just 'god girl ur so lucky to be an indentured servant to the mayor because DAMN LOOK AT THAT SCIENCE. God science is so hot.

But I like the dynamic of Mable knows Rose's fakeass streamer persona is fake but in waltzes this flower bitch, getting in the way at work as soon as she walks in the door with a smile on her face with her TikTok streamer goodie goodie hugs and kisses persona bothering poor overworked Mable.

only for both of them to crash out and burn the fuck out because rose did this for free because she's just after that science again while also streaming and like, maybe bonding after that???? IDK

anyways coworker drama to girlfriends WLW with a side of both being in a death cult

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((I am going to try my best to make these sound as unhinged as possible 🫡

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ok, hear me out. hear me out. Rose would find Volo so goddamn fascinating/captivating. Girl just got out of a cult only half a decade ago. But she's still utterly intoxicated by the idea of immortality. She is still heavily attracted to people who have impossible dreams and massive motivation to pursue them. I almost headcanon that she's the kind of person who would try to flirt with any immortal she came across at least a little.

After all, being an immortal makes you the Most Interesting Person on The Planet.

Anyways even a friendship between those two would be a goddamn disaster. ??? You want to what now? Bring down god and make a new world???? You come from a dead civilization? Any costs you say???

SLIDES THAT CHAIR UP TO THE TABLE

please good sir tell me more that's so sexy of you, that overthrowing god thing my my

we're not thinking healthy here

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“ team whowatnow? .. never heard of em. im not a sports guy anyways. ”

You know, she could take this opportunity to lie to this young man. It would save her some trouble. But honestly, she doesn't want to play small-talk right now. He could just find out online anyways.

"Think less sports team, darlin'-- more-- cult of personality with a generous side of death laser." She raises her pointer finger in the air like it's a lecture. "Former cult of personality. In case that would worry you. There is no more death laser."