Don't be edgy You'll get a wedgie

Beware flying memes and salt

[trainthief]

ive seen so many wonderful and kind things in my life but NEVER have i seen someone be so generous as a fandom artist with their favorite man’s hairline 

[trainthief]

@ what now???  

[neilcicierega]

Let me guide you

[mesopelagic]

got no bones, osmosis jones

hurts to pee with my kidney stone

grubs in the dirt

im an introvert

kayne west $300 shirt

[pocketss]

the boys

[actmale]

You’ve heard of Dry Bowser

Now get ready for

Wet Bowser!

[wolfnanaki]

[grimharlequin]

beppi the clown amv

[exactlysally-blog]

this is the first time i’ve heard a nightcore st. james infirmary

[grimharlequin]

first day of the new year i already been curse blessed with a fucked up nightmare:

it was like, i was in a house with no exit or windows, like it was all basement. it had a bunch of random people i didnt know in it, like an apocalypse bunker or something? there were also people wandering trying to sell books that would turn you into a “house” if you read them, it was like a way you could kill your personality and identity and just be a weird house shaped slab of meat. i was with this girl who took one of the books and started reading it and i got scared and left. when i next saw her she was like smeared looking like a weird cartoon, and after a month passed she was like that thing on the right in the picture. i think her family was trying to pretend like she was still with them even though was obviously “gone”. i witnessed it attempting to eat a bowl of beans but only being able to do a repetitive spoon lifting and lowering movement

a lot of this is just my interpretation of what i saw in the dream, there wasnt any dialogue i could remember

[vesselvindicate]

the surreal meme has spoken, it must be true

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Happy yellow creature

[teathattast]

[dearest-cupbros]

-cupmun

[profvenomouz]

a djimmi the great glitter graphic no one asked for

[pollination-total-domination]

//had some upload issues but it’s here! 

ENJOY!

[izmeuseless-deactivated20190201]

@shokorarin @rainy-teche

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[justalittlesquidboi]

I always misread it as “Santa’s asshole” and it makes it even better

[purblethinkin]

[boarofthenorth100]

Shh

Be Quiet

[boarofthenorth100]

Do You Hear It

[boarofthenorth100]

Above Us

In The Ventilation System

[boarofthenorth100]

THERE