00. miserable ⁽ᵃᵖ⁾ @exagent-blog - Tumblr Blog

hello lovely people !! I am so so sorry for vanishing a while back, life got super busy and then last tuesday I had surgery on my nose, I’m still in the recovery stages and my headaches are pretty mean, I’m hoping they improve from tomorrow when the split is removed. it’s a lot of pressure on my nose so I’m thinking that could be the biggest reason for the headaches, that and the swelling/bruises. so I aim to be back on soon! Again I am so so sorry for vanishing after coming back !!

#ooc tag

casually vanishes again. super busy & away from laptop & new phone that works, using old one while I wait for a phone call from someone who doesn’t have my new number so I’m stuck on an old phone that won’t let me use anything more than snapchat and maybe whatsapp if it feels like it. should be around soon.

#ooc tag

❛ Hey, short-arse. ❜ tired legs carry him across the foyer. She’s familiar, but some attempt at what he thought her name may have been is neglected in favour of a somewhat offensive vocalisation of his first impression of her. ❛ Who y’here for? ❜

@dokkstjarna -- starter call

#dokkstjarna #holy hell I did a sTARTER #lOVES ON YOU

will most likely be in ps for the rest of today making icons for my boy at @peakyblinder so I’ll be here tomorrow.

#ooc tag tba

doctorwhogeneration

#tbt #christ I need to sort my tags

christ I need to redo my theme

#but now I must sleeps #tbd

bossiisms:

‘ alex ; stop swearing. i know its in your D N A but there are children around ‘ her eyebrow raised as she gestured to tanner sitting outside her office. he was hardly a child but younger then both of them.

❛ I think little boy blue might prefer the fuckin’ swearing over all this talk of mummy’s toys. Not that he’s ignorant- ❜ A glance Tanner’s way comes with a half smirk and frown, ❛ He’s so far up your arse he’s probably made friends with a few of them. ❜

#bossiisms #somehow I fell asleep and forgot to post this w ow

fmninty:

her hands are on her hips, a glare fixed on her dad, “ i left it there for five minutes! i was gonna sit an’ do me fuckin’ shitey homework, but no, you gotta touch my shite an’ move it! where did you put it? i looked in me room an’ it’s not there, so — where? “ she demands, hands out in front of her.

❛ I took action and eradicated the threat. It was on the floor four minutes and fifty three seconds too long to allowed second nature to take control, the old job actin’ up again. ❜ It’s insincere, and with little attention paid to her when such meaningful words were spoken. He finally draws his stare her way, brows deeply furrowed. ❛ School bag. ❜

#fmninty #dads always move things ????

exagent-blog

00.miserable // james bond original character . penned by bea

#hello #it's me #tbt

bossiisms:

‘ i appreciate your opinion ; but if i wanted sarcasm i would have asked my children ‘

@exagent || STARTER CALL

❛ You shit on my opinion, it’s hardly fuckin’ appreciation is it? If I wanted an old bat up my arsehole I’d have rummaged through Sports Direct's fuckin’ bargain bin for a cheaper alternative to ann summer’s Mr Dick. ❜

#bossiisms #good gOD I feel as though I need to apologise for what I've just created

i’m off to cadbury world in the morning because I want free chocolate so I’ll be online later tomorrow !!

#i'm fighting the urge to make a 12 but #b u t #nah #ooc tag

littlelovelymemes

✰ * º ❛ twin peaks ask meme. ❜

‘ i have no idea where this will lead us, but i have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. ’ ‘ damn good coffee! ’ ‘ when did you start smoking? ’ ‘ i smoke every once and awhile. helps relieve tension. ’ ‘ when you see me again, it won’t be me. ’ ‘ every day, once a day, give yourself a present. ’ ‘ where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air. ’ ‘ why are you whittling? ’ ‘ i feel like i know her. ’ ‘ achievement is its own reward, pride obscures it. ’ ‘ i believe i was visited by a giant last night. twice. ’ ‘ you’re his whore. ’ ‘ i’d rather be his whore than your wife. ’ ‘ the only thing columbus discovered was that he was lost! ’ ‘ coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives. ’ ‘ is that bag smiling? ’ ‘ i plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie. ’ ‘ we’re going to need some more coffee. ’ ‘ it’s so strange. it’s like i’m having the most beautiful dream and the most terrible nightmare all at once. ’ ‘ i consumed 15 donuts today. all jelly. ’ ‘ damn fine sheets. i’m gonna get naked and slide around in them. ’ ‘ i know who killed her. ’ ‘ in real life there is no algebra. ’ ‘ i don’t think anybody really knows me. ’ ‘ hiding from your fear doesn’t make your fear go away. ’ ‘ fact: she had a sweet tooth for nose candy. ’ ‘ maybe he’ll realize i’m the woman of his dreams. ’ ‘ i love this music. isn’t it too dreamy? ’ ‘ you know, there’s only one problem with you… you’re perfect. ’ ‘ escape! i’ve got a better idea: a tall, dark, and handsome stranger falls madly in love with me, takes me away to a life of mystery and international intrigue. ’ ‘ maybe you should runaway and join the circus. ’ ‘ we have to promise to keep this between ourselves. our secret. ’ ‘ styrofoam never dies for as long as you live. ’ ‘ i decided i needed some me time. ’ ‘ i’m only quiet on the outside. ’ ‘ the problems of our entire society are of a sexual nature. ’ ‘ to be perfectly honest, i think i’m in a little over my head. ’ ‘ sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis. ’ ‘ you don’t know what trouble is. ’ ‘ great. after the square dance, maybe we can all take a hayride. ’ ‘ but you don’t like me? ’ ‘ i like you very much. ’ ‘ i’ll see you again in 25 years. ’ ‘ you really like to make everything sound pointless and stupid. ’ ‘ your body feels nice against mine. ’ ‘ i’m insane? ’ ‘ why aren’t you here? ’ ‘ our world is a magical smoke screen. ’ ‘ what really is creamed corn? ’ ‘ this cherry pie is a miracle. ’ ‘ shhh. i’ll do the talking. ’ ‘ that’s the kind of girl to make you wish you spoke a little french. ’ ‘ i always felt closer to nature than i did to people. ’ ‘ beautiful people get everything they want. ’ ‘ i’ll see you in my dreams. ’ ‘ would you like some pie? ’ ‘ don’t worry, bad boy. ’ ‘ her absence touches me in ways i could not predict. ’ ‘ i thought you could teach me. ’ ‘ if i’m ever lost, i hope you’re the one they send to find me. ’ ‘ women were drawn from a different set of blueprints. ’ ‘ what i want and what i need are two different things. ’ ‘ some ideas can arrive in the form of a dream. ’ ‘ you may think i’ve gone insane, but i promise… i will kill again. ’ ‘ there is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. ’ ‘ you’re the most cold-blooded person i’ve ever seen! ’ ‘ i’ve never, in my life, met someone with so little regard for human frailty. ’ ‘ well, i’m sure he meant to hit you. ’ ‘ there’s a sort of evil out there. ’ ‘ i’ve got one man too many in my life and i’m married to him. ’ ‘ look at us. two men apiece and we don’t know what to do with any of the four of them. ’ ‘ then we got married and i find out all he was looking for was a maid he didn’t have to pay. ’ ‘ i feel so stupid. ’ ‘ she had secrets and around those secrets she built a fortress. ’ ‘ you’ll have to excuse me this morning, i’m running late. i only have time for coffee. ’ ‘ i only have time for coffee. ’

#tbt