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The Captain's Wife, by Carl Sundt-Hansen, 1895

#art

unsubconscious

Clay mini fruits by Ukraine artist @nikkanett

#OH MY GOOOOOD #OH MY GOD IT'S CLAY

exalok

now that i have finished all of the prompts sent to me in the past i return begging for more (pleassseeee i love prompts even if i do sometimes take an eternity)

gimme pretty much anything dishonored-related and i will WRITE IT (i have done delilah/granny rags before, nothing scares me)

other options: these kiss prompts, “things you said”, these dialogue prompts though they will most probably end up modern AUs, this second list of kiss prompts, these H/C prompts (god!!!! i have done so little hurt/comfort beyond, like, patching people up after getting completely destroyed), these drabble prompts, and any of these erotically charged fight scene moments because absolutely no one can stop me

don’t forget to specify what list the prompt is from if you do ask for one!!! and thank you very much also

exalok-1

rebloggin on this one in case any of y’all are still there and interested x)))

edit: an additional note because what a person asked me reminded me it’s important: i tend to add a lot of other Horrible Things Happening to any badthingshappen or angst prompt, so if you have squicks or triggers please notify me and i’ll avoid them for your fill

hiaennyddei

High chaos AU where Corvo keeps Daud as his imperial assassin/personal attack dog

#YELLING AND SCREAMING #yes i like emotions but i like the HORRIBLE too #dishonored #corvodaud

peppypear

things got analytical in the discord channel

synebluetoo

I have been snickering at my desk for ten minutes reading this.

#damn #i really do hit all sections don't i #just wait until you get to read the ones that pertain to crack

wantonlywindswept

exalok-1 replied to your post: okay but if i were to write a twist on the…

but is the person who throws the spell the same as the one he loves!!! i’d imagine huaisang is capable of throwing around morally ambiguous love spells (also, nie magic) if it means jiang cheng improving? but he wouldn’t necessarily do it for himself so the actual target can be different (also, reminds me of the Body Horror Hanahaki fic where huaisang is the one cursed and it’s p good shit)

HOWEVER huaisang might be smart enough to know jiang cheng is self-destructive enough to let himself die from it, so maybe it’s more a guangyao-type move in some kind of bid for power

um excuse u how dare u drop a fic plot like that and not provide a link??

NIE MAGIC NIE MAGIC NIE MAGIC

i can see huaisang ruthlessly setting people up for the Good of Humanity, aka saving the entire cultivation world from years of watching lwj and wwx pining pathetically after each other.

using it to eliminate people would totally work, too. like, who would love jin zixun?? nobody, that’s who. (somewhere in a terrible alternate universe there is a version of the story where su she casts the hanahaki curse on jin zixun instead of hundred holes, which leads to a wacky adventure where jin zixun discovers True Love and how to Be Less of a Dick)

twenty different people cast the curse on jin guangshan and he dies like instantly. his corpse becomes a new garden in koi tower and is the best thing he ever gave madam jin.

jin guangyao uses the spell on lan xichen. lan xichen confesses his love to nie mingjue. jin guangyao may have miscalculated.

exalok-1

(the fic is heeeeeeere; there’s a prequel which is also good)

NIE MAGIC YO!!!!! NIE MAGIC

oh ABSOLUTELY, that feels like classic huaisang, and oh my god jin zixun i hadn’t even considered that it’s YES, and stupid redemption arcs are my weakness

JIN GUANGSHAN DESERVES IT but oh my god, madam jin having a bench installed in front of that tree so she can observe it and feel satisfied

HAHA GUANGYAO YA PUNKED YOURSELF

wantonlywindswept

oh god i forgot mermay was a thing

…

does anyone have…mdzs/cql mer prompts..?

wantonlywindswept

exalok-1 replied to your post: oh god i forgot mermay was a thing … does anyone…

if you are ever inclined i would FUCKING LOVE seeing either of the nie brothers (or both) as merdudes

first off you are FUCKING VALID (and if you give me like, at least a vague hint of a plot idea with them i will Try The Thing) but also have u read this fic

exalok-1

i have NOT read the fic but i SURE DAMN WILL NOW!!!!!!!

as for plot: uhhhhh possibly mingjue is the one who gets grabbed and huaisang does his terrifying vengeful lil bro thing and embodies the terriying spirit of siren lore everywhere, possibly for something shorter huaisang gets caught and mingjue absolutely destroys the bastards immediately if huaisang seduces a sailor i have nothing against it

oh MAN though they’d be so pretty, what even kinds of merdudes, fantasy fish with nie-appropriate colors or actual species, probably carnivorous????

wantonlywindswept

exalok-1 replied to your post “hey i just wanted to let you know how glad i am that you’re writing…”

my dude!!! twin shadows is so good!!!!! i LIVE now that i’ve finished both the series and the novel

this show/novel has m u r d e r e d me, a delightful death

exalok-1

heck yeah!!!!! also you were absolutely right, fatal journey double destroyed me and now i’m absorbing nie huaisang fic like it’s water and i’m a dehydrated frog

wantonlywindswept

FATAL JOURNEY CAME FOR MY SOUL AND I WAS NOT PREPARED

also if u had told me before watching that between the angry badass brother and the light-hearted soft-spoken brother one of them was going to cry a lot in the movie i would not have guessed the correct answer

exalok-1

YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BEHOLD and i mean. that last fuckin scene. /clutches chest

huaisang is chills, man

(and nie mingjue needs a fuckin minute, goddamn, nobody gets a break ever)

wantonlywindswept

huaisang is fucking BOSS, it was delightful when i was rewatching the series with my wife to see him in the present-day episodes just. being this empty-headed little thing that just happens to ask all of the right questions at the right times, acting as the perfect catalyst to move things forward when other people stall out

i would love to see a fic where huaisang gets to be the one to time travel and we get to see him fix things in this deadly high-stakes behind-the-scenes battle pitting his wits against jin guangyao’s but i will also NEVER WRITE IT because ugh, politics

also, like. the arrays?? the magic??? the ridiculous gundam fight at the end TELL US MORE OF THESE SHENANIGANS. IS THIS A CULTIVATION-WIDE THING OR IS THIS A NIE THING. ARE THEY KNOWN FOR BEING BUTCHERS BUT THEIR ACTUAL STRENGTH IS IN MAGIC? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

exalok-1

yes!!! yes!!! oh my god!!!!!!!! i had thoroughly spoilered mysel by the time i watched the series so i already KNEW and it was AMAZING, EVERY TIME THERE HE IS, ASKIN QUESTIONS, SAYING YEAH I’M GOING IN THE YILING PATRIARCH’S CAVE IT’S BETTER THAN OUT HERE, JUST HANGING AROUND DURING PIVOTAL EVENTS, I LOVE HIM

my dude. my friend. it might not be your thing but i do have a fic that fits time-traveling huaisang which i thoroughly enjoyed and it is here (tw for attempted rape, though not described) and fulfilled many of my wishes for everyone being okay, though there’s not much actual pitting of wits x))) there’s the one where he gets in the game earlier and has a friendship with sect leader yao??? not time travel but hilarious to observe i understand not wanting to write it though, i’m entirely in agreement re: politics being balls and just. so many possibly branching decisions to deal with, and TWO MASTERMINDS TO WRANGLE, that’s a lot of responsibility

THE RIDICULOUS GUNDAM FIGHT MY WHOLE BRAIN LIT UP LIKE THIS IS A POKEMON CONFRONTATION and zonghui’s dark-eye dark-lips black-hair getup also kinda reminded me of marilyn manson in a weird way ANYWAY IT WAS INCREDIBLE AND I LAUGHED VERY HARD and then cried even harder oh man nie bros my dude

GOD yeah the locking and defensive arrays and the unnatural geometries of the place!!!!!!!! that would be so fucking amazing though, i mean you do need to learn a lot about spells to control those insane sword spirits

wantonlywindswept

ooh btw if you want a fic rec of huaisang being a sneaky little devil (and don’t mind a/b/o shenanigans) you should try this one, tis very good

the nie bros make me sob on a daily basis, it is very unfair, they need to stop being PRETTY and TRAGIC and actually that’s just a general theme of the show/novel isn’t it, sigh

exalok-1

fuck yes i love fic recs and enjoy a/b/o shenanigans!!!!! thank you very much

oh my god yeah, any and all characters involved in the main plot are pretty and tragic and everything HURTS SO MUCH

wantonlywindswept

exalok-1 replied to your post “hey i just wanted to let you know how glad i am that you’re writing…”

my dude!!! twin shadows is so good!!!!! i LIVE now that i’ve finished both the series and the novel

this show/novel has m u r d e r e d me, a delightful death

exalok-1

heck yeah!!!!! also you were absolutely right, fatal journey double destroyed me and now i’m absorbing nie huaisang fic like it’s water and i’m a dehydrated frog

wantonlywindswept

FATAL JOURNEY CAME FOR MY SOUL AND I WAS NOT PREPARED

also if u had told me before watching that between the angry badass brother and the light-hearted soft-spoken brother one of them was going to cry a lot in the movie i would not have guessed the correct answer

exalok-1

YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BEHOLD and i mean. that last fuckin scene. /clutches chest

huaisang is chills, man

(and nie mingjue needs a fuckin minute, goddamn, nobody gets a break ever)

wantonlywindswept

huaisang is fucking BOSS, it was delightful when i was rewatching the series with my wife to see him in the present-day episodes just. being this empty-headed little thing that just happens to ask all of the right questions at the right times, acting as the perfect catalyst to move things forward when other people stall out

i would love to see a fic where huaisang gets to be the one to time travel and we get to see him fix things in this deadly high-stakes behind-the-scenes battle pitting his wits against jin guangyao’s but i will also NEVER WRITE IT because ugh, politics

also, like. the arrays?? the magic??? the ridiculous gundam fight at the end TELL US MORE OF THESE SHENANIGANS. IS THIS A CULTIVATION-WIDE THING OR IS THIS A NIE THING. ARE THEY KNOWN FOR BEING BUTCHERS BUT THEIR ACTUAL STRENGTH IS IN MAGIC? WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

exalok-1

yes!!! yes!!! oh my god!!!!!!!! i had thoroughly spoilered mysel by the time i watched the series so i already KNEW and it was AMAZING, EVERY TIME THERE HE IS, ASKIN QUESTIONS, SAYING YEAH I’M GOING IN THE YILING PATRIARCH’S CAVE IT’S BETTER THAN OUT HERE, JUST HANGING AROUND DURING PIVOTAL EVENTS, I LOVE HIM

my dude. my friend. it might not be your thing but i do have a fic that fits time-traveling huaisang which i thoroughly enjoyed and it is here (tw for attempted rape, though not described) and fulfilled many of my wishes for everyone being okay, though there’s not much actual pitting of wits x))) there’s the one where he gets in the game earlier and has a friendship with sect leader yao??? not time travel but hilarious to observe i understand not wanting to write it though, i’m entirely in agreement re: politics being balls and just. so many possibly branching decisions to deal with, and TWO MASTERMINDS TO WRANGLE, that’s a lot of responsibility

THE RIDICULOUS GUNDAM FIGHT MY WHOLE BRAIN LIT UP LIKE THIS IS A POKEMON CONFRONTATION and zonghui’s dark-eye dark-lips black-hair getup also kinda reminded me of marilyn manson in a weird way ANYWAY IT WAS INCREDIBLE AND I LAUGHED VERY HARD and then cried even harder oh man nie bros my dude

GOD yeah the locking and defensive arrays and the unnatural geometries of the place!!!!!!!! that would be so fucking amazing though, i mean you do need to learn a lot about spells to control those insane sword spirits

#mdzs spoilers #by the way

wantonlywindswept

exalok-1 replied to your post “hey i just wanted to let you know how glad i am that you’re writing…”

my dude!!! twin shadows is so good!!!!! i LIVE now that i’ve finished both the series and the novel

this show/novel has m u r d e r e d me, a delightful death

exalok-1

heck yeah!!!!! also you were absolutely right, fatal journey double destroyed me and now i’m absorbing nie huaisang fic like it’s water and i’m a dehydrated frog

wantonlywindswept

FATAL JOURNEY CAME FOR MY SOUL AND I WAS NOT PREPARED

also if u had told me before watching that between the angry badass brother and the light-hearted soft-spoken brother one of them was going to cry a lot in the movie i would not have guessed the correct answer

exalok-1

YES YES ABSOLUTELY YES IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BEHOLD and i mean. that last fuckin scene. /clutches chest

huaisang is chills, man

(and nie mingjue needs a fuckin minute, goddamn, nobody gets a break ever)

wantonlywindswept

exalok-1 replied to your post “hey i just wanted to let you know how glad i am that you’re writing…”

my dude!!! twin shadows is so good!!!!! i LIVE now that i’ve finished both the series and the novel

this show/novel has m u r d e r e d me, a delightful death

exalok-1

heck yeah!!!!! also you were absolutely right, fatal journey double destroyed me and now i’m absorbing nie huaisang fic like it’s water and i’m a dehydrated frog

lucidlikesthings

This is by far the most self-indulgent thing I’ve drawn this year…

#daud #corvo attano #jessamine kaldwin #emily kaldwin #dishonored #royal ot3 #i lub them

panclownrights

Okay, but this is adorable!! Back to the tag game, I want to see what everyone’s cute little cartoons look like!!

Tag 10 people:

@anarcherboyandawarlock @owlswithfins @starrya47 @devilwearsmadammalkins @angel-pirate-child @pan-n-proud @pans-parkinson @transaurus @thisaliennerd @aeistea @alwithcolorfulhair

https://picrew.me/image_maker/114808

My tumblr is https://ummmmandy.tumblr.com/ If you use this for posting on other places I'd prefe...

pans-parkinson

oH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS ONE!!

i mean, other than body type, which the artist is currently working on, this is probably the most accurate one i’ve ever done. also, yes, you can make dudes too!! you just have to get a little creative!! like i made my best friend:

idk about ten people cause i’m too chicken to tag mutuals i don’t talk to a lot because yeet i’m awkward but here we go: @stressedbi @anarrayofwits @stjernfaerie @goodandevilrp

stjernfaerie

with hair cause a buzz kinda looks stupid on these, but I love this!!!

I tag @cheapenigma @stuff-of-pi @scamandergenes @mattiprongs

mattiprongs

this is cuter than any picture I’ll ever take (also I am completely a jean jacket gay)

I tag: @whatsupitswendy @tired-lupin @desi-cosplays @owlswithfins @bringblackback @hpandtheprinter @youngwolfchaos @inevitablekickline and anyone else who wants to do this!

egg-over-easy

Okay but this was SO fun!!

(If y’all have time!) @callmegoddaddy @maraudersandlily20 @siriuslylily @notyouraveragehalfblood @mightbeamalfoy @shapeshiftrr @curly-haired-wizard @sirussly @lupinaesthetic @askwhathasthiscometo @magicalxme @hxppily-ever-ara

sirussly

(( OOC: THIS IS SO HECKING CUTEEE! tagging the baes @asktheboywholived @bringblackback and @muirin007 ))

muirin007

This is ADORABLE and holy cow, I remember spending hours and hours on these as a kid! I tag @aegiskitty , @galism-ayumu , @jewishanders , @salutationtothestars , and @queenofeden !