C Crow

Crow, they/them. I reblog stuffs

[important-animal-images]

[only-tiktoks]

[belovedgoofball]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[cbrxix]

[stitchposts]

Here's a change of pace: the backs of some of my embroidery pieces! Do you recognize any of these from the posts they were on?

[annabelle--cane]

One of the best parts about being ace is allo people will see a scene and be like "There is no sex happening here" but because you are ace you actually know about secret sex (sex2) which is the far improved version of sex that usually happens when characters are fully clothed and in a situation. It cuts out all that moaning and making out stuff and gets right to the heart of what makes sex good.

I'M ALWAYS SAYING THIS

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[beemovieerotica]

ok this is sick as fuck

[teaboot]

I'm going to start a game show where I play songs the contestants have never heard before in a huge room with bad acoustics and they have to guess what the lyrics are

[teaboot]

Mall Cafeteria: Yoonotugudubegowin Hobububuduhabusah / Gubudubudubugee Guddubagudduhgoin / Im done hidinow I'm shinin like a bubaubee / Peecesobidah ! / I'm so bryduh / ba du wannuh / reeEEEEEEEEEEE

Me, sobbing: please just tell me what you want

[teaboot]

Intercom: Sonubuhuguduhbawheeeeenin Sonny gonnabe beezin / tonight [...] Pubugusweenin,,, tonight [...] Never felt this way before withaynyone / Baby /Guzzabunawuningadada fEEwan / tunnite

Me: ...Harry Styles?

Intetcom: TUNNITE

[teaboot]

Intercom: AYEboduh,BRYgoduh,WHYdumunuhRAYbee GUYbroduh,DIEbroguh,,FIEfuguhPAYbee AYEbpridufunubuhaguhduhRAYFWEEEEEEEEEE

Me: Ariana baby I know that's you in there. Give me your hand. I can get you out

[teaboot]

The kind of posts you make when you regularly forget you have Autism and ADHD and Auditory Processing Disorder and Photophobia and Aura Migraines and and and and and

[rogers-carter]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005 | dir. Joe Wright

[9ffairs]

what if

[cheaphalloweencostume]

genuinely what im up to on tumblr these days

[theblackparadeisdead]

Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

[theblackparadeisdead]

Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits

[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road

[animentality]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke