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Adulting Posts

Adulting 101: The post that started it all! Discount cards, xmas lights, and general food advice.

Adulting 102: Cacti, electric bills, and some inexpensive cleaning advice.

Adulting 103: Peeing after sex, chalkboard paint, and why you need scented trash bags in your life.

Adulting 104: Electric bill budgets, lint drawers, and why mixed greens are more trouble than they’re worth.

Adulting 105: Paper bills, Yankee Candles, and where to purchase postage stamps.

Adulting 106: Scented tampons, dishwasher pods, and why you should live next to a fire department.

Adulting 107: Command hooks, inexpensive bathroom decor, and why organic cucumbers are overrated.

Adulting 108: An Adulting post dedicated entirely to apartment hunting!

Adulting 109: Cleaning your shower head, condiments, and why you should never buy Dollar Store paper towels.

Adulting 110: Food hygiene, Airborne, and automatic payment advice.

empresspinto

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

loren-vance

Passing this good karma

pocketsofroses

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

scarletangel73-deactivated20200

Good karma all around😊

owarim

ambris

Please, never let this meme die.

silkirose

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

wizardshark

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

txewluke

What the hell

imagination

The End of the F***ing World (2017)

soundsnaked

Source: @wolfiecindy

unusedable

5 easy ways on how to get over someone who wasn’t even yours to call: 1. please delete all pictures of him because even if you say it won’t do anything, it will still help. 2. delete their contact. their number, snapchat, instagram, everything that deals with him. 3. i know you want to look at him but please don’t. what good will that even give you? you’ll just feel even more heartbroken over him and nobody wants you to feel like that. act as if he isn’t even there, as if their is no him in this world. do this until you know you’re ready to speak to him again without feeling the dreadful sting inside your heart. 4. avoid saying their name for now, don’t bring their name up. and don't panic if someone brings them up, it’s going to be okay. don't panic if he’s in the same room or group of friends with you also. act normal. avoid awkward eye contact and act as if everything is alright, show him that you don’t need him. 5. let him go. if he doesn’t feel the same towards you, it’s his loss. you’re amazing and so beautiful, don’t let his opinion define you. realize that you can do so much better than him. he’s just some dumb boy. do not wait for him. do not overthink things and think there still might be a chance. now, there might be a chance in the future but not right now. i repeat, do not wait for him. let him go and realize how you don’t need someone like him. it’s his loss, baby.

my own personal advice. [@woahjawlines] (via woahjawlines)

becomingsmallandpetite-blog

“Reblog if your stomach is too pudgy, thighs are too big, arms are too flabby, face is too chubby and you need to lose 5 or more pounds.”

(via becomingsmallandpetite)

Oh To Be Skinny

(via oh2be-skinny)

incorrect-1d

Harry: Wow! The stars are beautiful tonight.

Liam: You know what else is beautiful?

Harry, Liam, Louis & Niall: [simultaneously] Zayn.

solsticestudy

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

king-joaquin

recklesscloudz-deactivated20230

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

nudiemuse

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

timaeustestifieds

reblobbed

justthefangirl

seriously have nothing to lose

sherlysthougths

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

imsuchacapricorn

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

sxvsxde-blog

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

muscovado-sugar

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

niuniente

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

doveclove

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

districtdollface-deactivated201

Amen

deenadolly-deactivated20150921

Reblobbed.

breelandwalker

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)