it wasn't the wait. it was the journey.

Independent Destiny OC || follows from @yaviiks

[skelixrikkard-remade]

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

[monado-soup]

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

[jaspertheshark]

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

[skelixrikkard-remade]

im valid???

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

you are valid

[rosereaperwrites]

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

we’re all in the same family

[rosereaperwrites]

[saihyo-of-the-frost]

All colours game.

[itsme98z]

#mountaindewequality

[deadaccount528258835]

MT Dew said gay rights

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

True Gamers Say Gay Rights

[asmodeanmelancholia]

now that’s what i call an epic gamer moment

[arcadegl1tch]

epic gaymer moment

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[powerfulwizard]

he’s trying to have fun but he keeps taking poison damage

[exbocs-1]

Speech Headcanon

complexity

vocabulary :     ◼◼◻◻◻

emotion :       ◼◼◻◻◻

sentence structure :     ◼◼◻◻◻

profanity:     ◼◼◼◻◻

frequency :     ◼◼◻◻◻

creativity :     ◼◼◼◻◻

watchfulness :     ◼◼◼◻◻

( bold all that apply ) :    

arse. ass. asshole/arsehole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. bullshit. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit/shite. shitass. son of a bitch. son of a whore. twat. wanker/wankstain.

( given proper religious context ) :    

christ on a bike. christ on a cracker. damn. goddamn. godsdamn. hell. holy shit. jesus. jesus christ. jesus h. christ. jesus, mary and joseph. sweet jesus.

this or that

contractions or enunciation ?   straightforward or cryptic ?   jargon or toned ?  complexity or simplicity ? finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind ? masculinity, neutrality, or femininity ?   formalities or abrasiveness ?  insult or injury (neither) ?  praise or equivocation?  frankness or lies ?   excessive or minimal hand gestures ?  name-calling or magnanimity ?   friendly or blunt nicknames ?

important questions

do people have a hard time understanding or hearing your character ?  

almost always /  frequently / sometimes  /  rarely  /  never

does your character’s point come across easily when they speak ?  

almost always  / frequently  /  sometimes  /  rarely /  never

would your character initiate conversations ?  

almost always / frequently  / sometimes  /  rarely /  never

would your character be the one to end conversations ?  

almost always /  frequently  / sometimes  /  rarely /  never

would your character use ‘whom’ in a sentence ?  

yes /  no  / only ironically

your character wants to make a counterpoint. what word do they use ?  

but /  though  / although /  however  /  perhaps  /  mayhaps

how would your character pick up the phone ?  

hello (’ello / ‘lo / ‘hullo’) /  hey  /  hi /  yello  /  yo / yeah  / [name].  /  what’s up  / who is this  / what do you want / can i help you?

how does your character end conversations ?

walk away / ask if that’s everything / say that that’s everything  /  give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here  / remain quiet /  they don’t

how does your character address others ?  

titles /  first names / surnames  / full names  / nicknames

what social class would others assume your character belongs to, hearing them speak ?

upper / middle /  lower

in what ways does the way your character speak stand out to others ?

accent  /  vocabulary  /  tone  / level /  politeness  / brusqueness /  it doesn’t

tagged by:  @arcstridxr​ tagging:  just steal it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[loathsome-jr]

Hnnrggh colonel im trying to keep a pair of jeans for more then 6 months but im dummy thick and the clap of my thighs keeps making holes

[evashandor]

BIG FUKKEN MOOD

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[foulserpent]

mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

[memesandlaughs]

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

kobe - dexterity

yeet - strength

oof - constitution

tea - intelligence

yolo - wisdom

wig - charisma

[argumate]

you cannot fast travel when hot singles are in your area

[newdoges]

[luxraylauren]

@shitsstorm

[draculaflow3]

every moment is an epic gamer moment when i’m with you

[blitzherzen]

only the best seat for a short lil titan

@exbocs-1

[unclefather]

[exbocs-1]

“Send over some of that perfection this way, I’m in desperate need of it”

"....Wait, me?" Exbocs is taken off-guard by the pickup line, he blinks a few times, before he realizes that he is indeed being spoken to, and his cheeks light up that brilliant deep green. "Well uh, if you insist." He comes over to stand with Keylime, nervously twiddling his fingers. His eyes seem to smile as he greets, "hey, babe."

[magnoliamemes-deactivated201906]

Compliment sentence starters.  

“Your smile is breathtaking”

“Oh my gosh, you look beautiful”

“Truly stunning”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to stare you just look ravishing”

“Now how is the cutest person in the room doing?”

“You smell nice”

“Your heart is far too big for your body”

“You care and that’s what makes you such a wonderful person”

“You’re the greatest friend EVER”

“Your hair is so soft and shiny”

“You have the cutest laugh. I wish I heard it more often”  

“Your skin is flawless, HOW?”

“Someone is going to be very lucky to have you”

“You have a perfect body it’s not fair”

“Send over some of that perfection this way, I’m in desperate need of it”

“You’re an amazing artist. How do you draw like that?”

“Mmm,  your cooking is amazing”

“You have this way of making me smile even when I’m sad”

“You’re too adorable, I’m claiming you. You’re mine”

“Even the way you fall on your face is cute. Need help up?”

“You have the prettiest eyes”

“Everyone loves you, how could they not?”

“Your cheeks are so cute, can I pinch them PLEASE?”

“With how amazing you are I might fall for you. Watch out”

“I love your freckles”

“Once everyone figures out how wonderful you are they might want to steal your time away from me but that’s not happening”

“You’re very attractive,  I’m attracted to you”

[exbocs-1]

@arcstridxr continued from here

After spotting his...well, he's not sure what they are now, but Exbocs isnt bothered by this uncertainty enough to ask about it. Who cares, anyways, as long as they're both happy together. Point is, after spotting Keylime across the courtyard, Exbocs had come running to him. In an impulse decision to retry the surprise kiss, he had leaned up to pull Keylime in and give him a sweet kiss.

"Just coming to say hi to one of my favorite Guardians in the whole world," Exbocs speaks sweetly, standing on his tiptoes to loop his arms over Keylime's shoulders. "I uh, panicked and hesitated last time I wanted to kiss you, so this time I just went for it." He laughs a little, humming softly.

[exbocs-1]

Tumblr triple posting my replies I see