Pirate Codex

Raise your Excalibacon

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But of the seven deadly sins, wrath is the healthiest - next only to lust.💋 • • • #sevendeadlysins #wrath #lust #red #redlips #meow #quotes #truth

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They say home is where your heart is. Mine is among the stars, Across the universe. 🌌🌌🌌

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Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. 🐱🐾🛌

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💫🌌 I'M TWENTY FIVE 🌌💫 Happy Birthday to me as I hit my quarter century "She made broken look beautiful and strong look invincible. She walked with the Universe on her shoulders and made it look like a pair of wings." Thank you for sharing my Birthday with me & making my day wonderful 🎊

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But wishes are only granted in fairy tales 💫🌌

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Do you like the purple lip? 💋

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Tell me a better feeling than grabbing an old pair of jeans and realising that they still fit but also 🍑

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Would you call me pale? Or would you say lips as red as the rose. Hair as black as ebony. Skin as white as snow. 🤔

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The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you. - Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Your identity is your most precious possession. Protect it. - Elastigirl

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Hey there, witch bitch.

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People don't remember me. Really. It's not a paranoid thing; I just have this habit of slipping through memories. It doesn't bother me all that much, except I guess that's a lie; it does. For some reason, I test very high on forgettability. - The Princess Bride

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Don't look at my hand, it will only freak you out.

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My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that. - Alice in Wonderland

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What is my hair about! It's getting so long, someone come sing to my hair to unlock it's magic powers and lock me in a tower. 🏰🐉👸 #IPreferBeingQueen #RapunzelWho

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. #slytherin

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#WayBackWednesday Just cleaning up my Facebook This was taken 7 years ago. Ariel who?