[dykegonzo]

[acientvegtable]

[epilepticsaints]

[kungfooman]

[evilwizard]

sports wizards casually showing off their powers

[crocodi1e]

did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?

[a-book-of-creatures]

A gar of gold… 42 garats…

[cameoappearance]

That looks like 1 carrot to me

[greelin]

i don’t WANT to own and drive a vehicle‼️‼️‼️ *throws things across the room with my telekinesis*

[birdsareblooming]

[itscolossal]

Jeff Rubio Chains Ceramic Beads and Childhood Memory in Giant Lizard Sculptures

[aisterion]

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

[damailbox]

Disney Adventures, Winter 2000

Keep reading

[memeclassheroes]

[baddielabelle]

[homeboygirl]

reblog to explode a landlord

[fallingtowers]

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

[soulsilv]

Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[quasistarjudgement]

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

[burntmetalbastard]

And they were gay for each other

[ink-the-artist]

And they were gay for each other.

[ink-the-artist]

DHCJCNDBJWJDJk3@2

[4waystreet]

↖ this sick son of a bitch listens to music

[your-ace-fluffy-neighbour]

[skotoseme]

“A lovely Palestinian boy sharing his modest breakfast with a cat in front of the Dome of the Rock, the Al-Aqsa Mosque compound, occupied Jerusalem.” x