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lindsaychrist

“shoes” the 2019 version [x]

versacemom

I’m losing my goddamn mind

bluearrow126

I LOVE THIS SONG

30-minute-memes

You know what I’m talking about.

2gays1cup-deactivated20240227

ruinedchildhood

The U.S. government whiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

homofied

burntcopper

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

queenoftheimps

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

Poor Grandma

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508

Brilliant.

pizzaotter

What the hell is this? :O

candiikismet

Me at 1000 years old

handsupcashx0ut

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

starlightandtears

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

freexcitizen-deactivated2016110

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

double-barrel-dude-deactivated2

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

le-sad-demiurge

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

xxxtictacion

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

gotitforcheap-deactivated201611

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”

sonypraystation

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

valtsv

oh theres a witch in these woods??? is she single???

valtsv

brb going to ask the forest witch out on a date

valtsv

my firstborn child has been stolen

pink-goblin

your wife taking care of your child is not “stealing”

veryfunnymemes

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

botesregias-deactivated20180419

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

gothicprep

i have but i also have, like, real problems

naamahdarling

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.