~well then~

•25• hot mess of a human•

[twoditzyhomosexuals]

love was invented by dan and phil to sell dragon city sponsorships

[natigail]

Dan: Well, now what?

Phil: What do we do?

Dan: So, guys... what if DanAndPhilGAMES just became Dan and Phil?

Phil: What if it was just Dan and Phil with games? 


Dan: What if we just committed?

Phil: To doing stuff.

Dan: What if we put a ring on it?

Phil: Put a ring on the chan.

Dan: We're actually just gonna do Dan and Phil content.

Phil: Yeah, properly. 


Dan: Not that there's anything wrong with the last year of content, because don't get me wrong... Gaming, great. I think we always do gaming.

Phil: 
There will always be gaming, for sure.

Dan: Because let's be honest, playing long horror games as probably the most successful type of content on YouTube.

Phil: But we wanna do more with the channel.

Dan: But we can do more with that.

Phil: So, I think that's, we...

Dan: There's nothing wrong with cosy and casual, okay?

Phil: But what if we had both? 


Dan: But Dan and Phil playing card games isn't the extent of our creative ambition.

Phil: We have more in our brain minds.

Dan: So what does this mean? 
When does this mean? Well, here is the thing, guys, we literally just got back from this tour, and then we've literally been editing the show and preparing for this night, and here we are with you hanging out with this thing. So, uhh, give give us a minute, so like, you know, work it out. I was like, Phil, you know what would be so dramatic?

Phil: What?

Dan: Just hiatus 2? 
Just while we were-

Phil: No, we can keep making gaming videos until we're ready.

Dan: So, if you love the kind of Dan and Phil struggling to make content while they're busy doing something else, laps up more content.

Phil: And we're still in the whiteboard phase, so there's... you'll see, you'll see when it's done.

Dan: Don't get me wrong. 
If you absolutely love the type of shit we've been doing for the last year and a half, we're still going to do that.

Phil: That's sticking around.

Dan: We're just gonna do more other stuff.

Phil: More stuff.

Dan: God knows..

Phil: Alright, I wasn't expecting to talk about that right now.

Dan: What do you mean? 
We promised them tea.

Phil *miming giving the chat tea*: Okay, there's the tea.

(Excerpt from Dan and Phil's Terrible Influence Global Livestream Afterparty, 23rd of March 2025)

[shisasan]

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟸𝟹, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: She loves quiet. END ID]

[catchymemes]

[rumade]

I was a cheerleader at university, this was in the UK so not serious at all, but we did go and compete at Nationals which were being held in Bournemouth, a fair distance from our uni in London. One of the girls was like "omg you can stay at my house! My parents live like 30 minutes away." so all 25 of us got on the coach with a blanket and pillow and clothes, expecting to like, stay at a house.

Her house in the New Forest. They had a pool and hot tub, a pool house, and I think 4 or 5 bedrooms and 2 reception rooms. I say "I think" because we weren't actually allowed to stay in the house. Our coach and 2 male members stayed in the pool house, which had a very small room, plus a bathroom which all of us were to share. The rest of us had to sleep in a big tent gazebo thing in the garden. In May in England. When none of us were prepared for camping. It was about 10°c in the night, not comfortable at all.

I very briefly saw the inside of the house when I asked her mother if there was another bathroom because we were running late and i needed to put my contact lenses in, and she shooed me into a cupboard under the stairs. The living room I caught a glimpse of had enough space for all of us to sleep there.

The next day when we got back from the competition, we were given a BBQ dinner! Which consisted of 1 chicken leg and 1 potato each.

For the privilege of staying at her house, we all had to give Nadine £5.

Every time I see a post like this, I think of that time, freezing my ass off, in a mansion garden.

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ozroemoved-deactivated20240513]

do interact if: you have a hyphenated last name, you're an older sibling, you have a cat, art was your favorite subject, you have kissed your friends, you really like at least one field of science, watch nature documentaries, you drank from the hose, you've been involved with the production of a musical but you never listened to hamilton, have at least one stick-n-poke, drink coffee every day, you have a favorite houseplant, prefer little and big spoon equally, have a dietary restriction, have dyed your hair green, or have been somewhere that you don't speak the language

[philsgirlinprague]

Me throughout the day without thinking

[sweatermuppet]

im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains

[exitwound]

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

[awed-frog]

what the hell

[ladha]

Oh. She needs to kill him. No other solution.

[poofyphluff]

Just throw the whole damn man out.

[wordwizards]

new tumblr people if you have a blank blog and you only like stuff but never reblog anything people are going to assume you're not a real person and block you

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

if i eat enough pineapple will i be able to attract bees with my nut

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

furthermore, if i nut on a bee, and that bee goes home, and the queen fucks that bee…. is there a chance i can make the worlds first BeeBoy… my little BeeSon

[skeletongod-deactivated20150907]

It’s been good Corey but I finally gotta unfollow

[yorksilk]

I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

[yorksilk]

Do You Know What Children Are

[inunah]

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

[andrew-yakson]

i would gladly bury you alive

[wordwizards]

new tumblr people if you have a blank blog and you only like stuff but never reblog anything people are going to assume you're not a real person and block you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]