I prayed to be anywhere else.

Call me mary. My last name was given up long ago 34

[excommunicated-prophet]

/ooc/

She would not know how to make a pinned so this will be her pinned. Mary is a 30 something ex figurehead of a cult coming from the same universe @thefiredangel is fallen from This version of her is not as deep into her beliefs as her older counterpart. She currently is in the same universe as @drhelleborefacade @rocketunionhead and @unovas-victory-star Major trigger warning on this blog for cults , cult conditioning, child neglect and abuse and she will frequently interact with blogs discussing medical abuse. She tends to call anybody younger then her kid all characters are 18+

[excommunicated-prophet]

The children of this region seem eager to fight and give out tips... it is strange

[excommunicated-prophet]

Oh my it seems little sammy can charge my phone? Interesting!

[unovas-victory-star]

The gods have funny choices for who to bring here.

[excommunicated-prophet]

Stop that young..... one I am not familiar with zhe/hir - This is not the way I intended the gods to choose me

[l-hebdo-ouest]

I’ve got to say, I’m still beyond frightened by the fact that not only did this ‘Giraphone’ appear on my desk this very morning, but that it then multiplied itself by four! But I suppose since it was pretty insistent that I make an introduction of sorts, I might as well figure out how to use it…

Hm… Firstly, Is it true whatever I write down on its surface is broadcasted to the whole wide world, I wonder?

[thefiredangel]

It is!! hellooooo~ Welcome to rotmblr!!!

[l-hebdo-ouest]

Hello-

Oh! Oh my goodness! That’s quite the name you have there sir…! Why your parents must have… That can’t have been easy!

I… Hope you’ve learned to cope with it! Oh my!

[thefiredangel]

EXCUSE YOU I will have you know I am in fact the original holder of my name thank you very much. My difficult childhood was for other temperment and gender related reasons but NOT BECAUSE OF MY NAME.

[l-hebdo-ouest]

The?! Devil!?

[thefiredangel]

Yup yup and I will curse you and curse you again and curse you again and a third and forth time and a fifth for good measure and everything you've seen in the past week WAS an omen

[l-hebdo-ouest]

YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE?! NONONONOINEEDTOGETTOTHEBOTTOMOFTHISICAN’TGOTOONONONO-

[thefiredangel]

Hello. HELLO?

[excommunicated-prophet]

What is wrong with you!!!

[excommunicated-prophet]

what religion are you supposed to be a prophet of anyways?

Oh! We are an offshoot of a Catholic reform church.. or I suppose I was .

We believe all demons are able to be changed and reformed into human if given the time patience and grace of the Lord's love and care . Though this is more successful if done with children

Demons such as satyrs, fae, fauns , incubi among others.

A tragedy happened upon our prophets failure to detect a demon among the congregation and now her spirit lies within me, the martyr I now hold her blessing and soul.

The martyr mary

[r-esposito-imports]

I haven’t a clue what ‘Catholic’ means- could be different words for the same things across universes maybe- but the church I’d consider myself a part of is reformist as well haha! Funny coincidence!

Oh! Wait! Catholic converters! Like on cars! See Leone, I remember something-

Oh. Shit. Right.

[excommunicated-prophet]

Catholic converter ... Well they do that yes but I do not think that is what that car part would be called.

My mother was a rather new age thinker

[excommunicated-prophet]

what religion are you supposed to be a prophet of anyways?

Oh! We are an offshoot of a Catholic reform church.. or I suppose I was .

We believe all demons are able to be changed and reformed into human if given the time patience and grace of the Lord's love and care . Though this is more successful if done with children

Demons such as satyrs, fae, fauns , incubi among others.

A tragedy happened upon our prophets failure to detect a demon among the congregation and now her spirit lies within me, the martyr I now hold her blessing and soul.

The martyr mary

[r-esposito-imports]

You seem like a man of God hello !

Lucifer seems to interact with you semi frequently. Apologies about that by the way.

@excommunicated-prophet

Ah! Yes! Of course! Finally someone commented on that instead of playing me off as some sort of villain!

That foul demon BIT MY SHOULDER, it still kind of aches… Ew 😒

[excommunicated-prophet]

As a prophet myself though of my world I do deeply apologize for his behavior just be thankful he hasn't tempted you into the sheets yet I suppose.

One child at our church RESEMBLES HIM GREATLY ALREADY

[r-esposito-imports]

What… Kid got goat legs or something? <\3

[excommunicated-prophet]

Why yes he does! And his hair and his eyes. The only difference I'd say is the kid is a twink!

I would even dare say no dna test needed!

[r-esposito-imports]

I mean, last I checked twinkhood isn’t genetic 🤔

[excommunicated-prophet]

True true though some would beg to differ. I must agree on that point .

Do you do "training" in this universe?

[r-esposito-imports]

Hmm, maybe? Possibly? That could mean a lot of things! And I suppose each depends on the person… Could you clarify please? 😁

[excommunicated-prophet]

I suppose in this worlds pokemon battles I have had several children it would seem propose battle. Quite young ones too. Of course I'm unsure how much Sammy could help....

Is battle something nessisary I will have to learn?

[r-esposito-imports]

Ahhh that. It’s not necessary no, unless you’re in a different time from me and things have changed. It’s more so a hobby then anything else, sometimes a sport- competitive or not- but most people don’t battle even if they do own pokemon.

[excommunicated-prophet]

It was 1983 when I .. I wound up here last thing I saw was this greenish thing fluttering away.

Not sure the year where I am currently. Lots of ambiguously dressed men and women

.. oh my word the year has a two in front

[r-esposito-imports]

You seem like a man of God hello !

Lucifer seems to interact with you semi frequently. Apologies about that by the way.

@excommunicated-prophet

Ah! Yes! Of course! Finally someone commented on that instead of playing me off as some sort of villain!

That foul demon BIT MY SHOULDER, it still kind of aches… Ew 😒

[excommunicated-prophet]

As a prophet myself though of my world I do deeply apologize for his behavior just be thankful he hasn't tempted you into the sheets yet I suppose.

One child at our church RESEMBLES HIM GREATLY ALREADY

[r-esposito-imports]

What… Kid got goat legs or something? <\3

[excommunicated-prophet]

Why yes he does! And his hair and his eyes. The only difference I'd say is the kid is a twink!

I would even dare say no dna test needed!

[r-esposito-imports]

I mean, last I checked twinkhood isn’t genetic 🤔

[excommunicated-prophet]

True true though some would beg to differ. I must agree on that point .

Do you do "training" in this universe?

[r-esposito-imports]

Hmm, maybe? Possibly? That could mean a lot of things! And I suppose each depends on the person… Could you clarify please? 😁

[excommunicated-prophet]

I suppose in this worlds pokemon battles I have had several children it would seem propose battle. Quite young ones too. Of course I'm unsure how much Sammy could help....

Is battle something nessisary I will have to learn?

[r-esposito-imports]

You seem like a man of God hello !

Lucifer seems to interact with you semi frequently. Apologies about that by the way.

@excommunicated-prophet

Ah! Yes! Of course! Finally someone commented on that instead of playing me off as some sort of villain!

That foul demon BIT MY SHOULDER, it still kind of aches… Ew 😒

[excommunicated-prophet]

As a prophet myself though of my world I do deeply apologize for his behavior just be thankful he hasn't tempted you into the sheets yet I suppose.

One child at our church RESEMBLES HIM GREATLY ALREADY

[r-esposito-imports]

What… Kid got goat legs or something? <\3

[excommunicated-prophet]

Why yes he does! And his hair and his eyes. The only difference I'd say is the kid is a twink!

I would even dare say no dna test needed!

[r-esposito-imports]

I mean, last I checked twinkhood isn’t genetic 🤔

[excommunicated-prophet]

True true though some would beg to differ. I must agree on that point .

Do you do "training" in this universe?

[r-esposito-imports]

You seem like a man of God hello !

Lucifer seems to interact with you semi frequently. Apologies about that by the way.

@excommunicated-prophet

Ah! Yes! Of course! Finally someone commented on that instead of playing me off as some sort of villain!

That foul demon BIT MY SHOULDER, it still kind of aches… Ew 😒

[excommunicated-prophet]

As a prophet myself though of my world I do deeply apologize for his behavior just be thankful he hasn't tempted you into the sheets yet I suppose.

One child at our church RESEMBLES HIM GREATLY ALREADY

[r-esposito-imports]

What… Kid got goat legs or something? <\3

[excommunicated-prophet]

Why yes he does! And his hair and his eyes. The only difference I'd say is the kid is a twink!

I would even dare say no dna test needed!

[excommunicated-prophet]

Mareep named Sammy

Oh Sammy would be a rather fitting name. He does seem rather docile... Thank you anonymous .

[skyfire-the-watcher]

//so I need you to know I sent this ask with Sammy being a reference to Sammy Lawrence. A cultist. So ironic//

[excommunicated-prophet]

/ooc FUCKING WEEPING HAHAHA fitting for her 😭 she's fresh out a nightmare demon reform cult so.

She would be so mad if she payed attention to media

[r-esposito-imports]

You seem like a man of God hello !

Lucifer seems to interact with you semi frequently. Apologies about that by the way.

@excommunicated-prophet

Ah! Yes! Of course! Finally someone commented on that instead of playing me off as some sort of villain!

That foul demon BIT MY SHOULDER, it still kind of aches… Ew 😒

[excommunicated-prophet]

As a prophet myself though of my world I do deeply apologize for his behavior just be thankful he hasn't tempted you into the sheets yet I suppose.

One child at our church RESEMBLES HIM GREATLY ALREADY

[r-esposito-imports]

What… A terrifying image. 😔

But? Ooh? Prophet? I follow a Prophet! Funny coincidence 😁

[excommunicated-prophet]

Ah yes seems my last prayer brought me here . . .

And yes Lucifer had a tendency to lead young members of my church astray.. we care for young

[excommunicated-prophet]

Mareep named Sammy

Oh Sammy would be a rather fitting name. He does seem rather docile... Thank you anonymous .

[excommunicated-prophet]

How do I change my icon hmph thought I saved that.

Thinking of names for.. Mareep... people have been awfully generous here.

[r-esposito-imports]

You seem like a man of God hello !

Lucifer seems to interact with you semi frequently. Apologies about that by the way.

@excommunicated-prophet

Ah! Yes! Of course! Finally someone commented on that instead of playing me off as some sort of villain!

That foul demon BIT MY SHOULDER, it still kind of aches… Ew 😒

[excommunicated-prophet]

As a prophet myself though of my world I do deeply apologize for his behavior just be thankful he hasn't tempted you into the sheets yet I suppose.

One child at our church RESEMBLES HIM GREATLY ALREADY

[r-esposito-imports]

Can I buy a gun I have a liscense

~🩷 Laika

( @drhelleborefacade )

Sure. Any specific kind you’re looking for?

[excommunicated-prophet]

Would this offer for a firearm be open, I might need to get myself alternative means of protection in this ungodly region.

You appear to be a mab of faith I guess .