Saints row Series Starters
“Give me the goddamn gun, [name].”
“Did you hear that asshole [name]? He/she said I was his/her girl/guy.”
“Hor-rors. not whores, I don’t mind whores.”
“Trust me little Icarus: you’re flying too close to the sun.”
“Wait, hold up. If you’re bringin’ that much ass home, you better have a big ride.”
“Turns out [name]’s been fuckin’ people in every sense of the word.”
“You’ve been a leader for a long time. Do you remember what it’s like to serve?”
“Nice job, killer. You just killed the nicest man in town.”
“Look at you. All tied up, pretty as a present. I think it’s time to unwrap you.”
“What you doing over there? You can’t suck my dick from that far away.”
“I might feel better about our odds if our leader wasn’t fucking high!”
“We crushed a lot of families Playa, and someday they’re gonna holla at us.”
“Believe me when I tell you, we did the right thing.”
“You’ve been putting yourself before the crew…”
“We ain’t gonna start a war every time some muthafuckas act hard.”
“Your easy to talk to, you know that? I don’t gotta worry about you interrupting me or any of that shit…”
“There’s always someone lookin’ to take what you have. Some punk who want’s to make a name for himself. some girl you fucked and never called back.”
“The fact is, once your in the game there only way you’re getting out if your dead or in jail.”
“We coulda owned this town.”
“Don’t worry, I am fully equipped to pleasure you.”
“Ya know, you remind me of my old house cleaner…”
“There are beatdowns, and then there are beatdowns powered by GOD!”
“You ever see a demon eaten alive by ravenous insects? It’s pretty great.”
“When in doubt, missile the crap out of some bad guys.”
“There’s one universal constant you can always count on: things blow up”
“Hell is a chock-full of red-skinned demons to murder. Best part? They all deserve it!”
“I don’t really go for a lot of chit-chat but I have some opinions on certain parts of Hell.”
“Hope you’re ready to save some cash and kick some ass.”
“Now, I may not be an honest man/woman, but I’m a fair one.”
“I sold my soul, but don’t you dare call me a whore.”
“Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks.”
“Aside from the screams of tormented souls it’s actually quite lovely…”
“It’s like my father said, if you’re gonna build an ivory tower, you’re gonna have to kill a few elephants”
“I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past…”
“You haven’t seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the trunk of a car and the best you can give me is “Oh shit?“”
“Ya know what I hate? Underglow. That shit is tacky as hell.”
“Forgiveness ain’t cheap, buddy.”
“It’s been a while. Let’s go murdering for old time’s sake.”
“That’s a… that’s a big fucking robot”
“You don’t look like much. Then again, I don’t look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we’re both full of surprises.”
“Yeah, a coma and 3 dead friends dead… It really worked out for you…”
“You ready for this, Playa?”
“My English must not be as good as I thought it was…It sounded like you were giving me an order.”
“People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people. “
“When these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won’t be an appeal to God. It’ll be ‘Thank you, [name]‘”
“The barbarians are at the gate—we need a general not an ambassador!”
“This is my city! I am it’s Caesar!…And I get to fiddle while it burns…”
“[name], you gonna let those bitches disrespect us?”
“Don’t worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I’m the best.”
“You roll with people long enough and pretty soon you start thinkin’ like ‘em…”
“Bullshit, that’s last year’s fall collection.”
“Yo, I signed on for killin’ gang bangers not fightin’ some SWAT team from hell…”
“Don’t you get it? I’m god here.”
“I may exist in meat space, but I live in cyber space.”
“I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives.”
“There is no mercy… only death. Don’t mourn your friend. You’ll be joining them soon.”
“When the hell did Philosotology become so popular?”
“If it makes it any easier on you, I’ll be sure to thank you in my acceptance speech.”
“I may be high, but I swear you’ve killed that prick before!”
“We should totally come up with a murder drinking game.”
“If I yelled hey rube, would anyone else know what the fuck I’m talking about?”
“There’s nothing more majestic than seeing a panda in flight.”
“If cocaine and coffee fucked in an alley, this would be the baby they left in the trash can.”
“I’m torn. I hate the autographed head shots [Name] keep leaving on my doorstep but, I love the money I make selling them online.”
“I don’t get why I’m so polarizing.”
“I should have ditched the dreads and the weed sooner.”
“We bent the laws before. Now we’re gonna break ‘em.”
“Look, the Earth blew up. We’re all upset about it. Let’s just take it easy.”
“If we’re gonna jack a car, we should at least change the paint or somethin'”
“Son/Miss, it’s not too late to walk away from this.”
“Listen smartass, you have no idea how hard it is to be in front of the camera.”
“Can’t wait to kill something, anything. Pow! Pow! Just kill'em, yeah.”
“Should I look for lights to shoot or is it okay to just kill these guys?”
“These kids with their videos games. When I was their age I spent my time outside, murdering people in the fresh air.”
“When I was a child my father used to make me fight the dogs for food. Its made me what I am today.”
“My dad always said, ‘if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em… and then betray them in a horrible murder orgy’.”
“I started out with nothin’… just a kid from the streets, with nothin’ to lose.”
“That’s the great thing about this city, it’s there for the taking.”
“This is our city. We’ll do whatever the fuck we want.”
“To hell with boats, I’m taking a plane from now on.”
“You can never have enough guns… That’s what my daddy always said…”
“Man I can’t tell if there are any female aliens, what you do, turn them over?”
“What is it with people wearing hotdog suits?”
“We got gangs fightin’ over shit that ain’t theirs, and you in the way. They don’t care if your representin’ or not.”
“It’s one thing to be revered as a hero, it is another to be a hero.”
“You know what I got last time I trusted someone? Blown the fuck up.”
“Just because you cleaned these gangs out doesn’t mean we are best friends again.”
“I didn’t get a master’s in economics to look like a slut.”
“I need you bring in the cheddar, not get shot 'cause you think you got somethin’ to prove.”
“If I were you, I’d drop them damn flags and get the fuck on out of here before I erase your ass.”
“I built… I watched… and now I’m acting.”
“It’s always a pleasure when you bring strangers into my house.”
“So do I get a manservant or what?”
“The Human race would be much safer without you in it.”
“Is it true you guys used to roll with a zombie?”
“Come on, I just got myself shanked so I could get a chance to talk to you. Doesn’t that show I’m loyal?”
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