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Indie Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect. Semi-Selective. Mun/Muse 18+. Multiverse and OC friendly. nsfw and spoiler warning. (can tag stuff upon request) please read rules before interacting. penned by Jess.

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“Sometimes I like to wind down with a little Turian brandy and some shooting practice. Might even calibrate a gun in my spare time.” 

[willreignite]

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What else apparently worked perfectly? That little joke of hers. He did laugh after all. “Hey. If you need to talk you know, I’m right there, right? I always have time to talk. The paperwork can wait.”

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Garrus appreciated gesture on Shepard’s part, both the joke and the offer to talk, and he was glad that he had met someone like her. "That’s kind of you, Shepard. Truly. No need to worry about me, but I’ll extend the same courtesy to you.” He moved a hand to gently touch her shoulder. “If you need someone to talk to, or bust some heads, I’m your guy.” 

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Since these things tend to go around a bit more smoothly these days:

Like and/or reblog if you would be interested in interacting with a yet another Garrius Vakrian of the Mass Effect universe! I’ll give your blog a looksie and go from there.  

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“When in doubt, missile the crap out of some bad guys.”

“If there is one thing I know, it’s that a missile is a really good method to incapacitate someone.” Garrus let out a small laugh, knowing all too well how effective it can be. “It’s useful, I’ll admit.” 

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“Should I look for lights to shoot or is it okay to just kill these guys?”

“If you can find an alternative, do it, otherwise feel free to use some force. I have a feeling these guys are the type that aren’t into peaceful negotiations.” 

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Saints row Series Starters

“Give me the goddamn gun, [name].”

“Did you hear that asshole [name]? He/she said I was his/her girl/guy.”

“Hor-rors. not whores, I don’t mind whores.”

“Hi-diddly-i, neighbor!”

“Trust me little Icarus: you’re flying too close to the sun.”

“Wait, hold up. If you’re bringin’ that much ass home, you better have a big ride.”

“Turns out [name]’s been fuckin’ people in every sense of the word.”

“You’ve been a leader for a long time. Do you remember what it’s like to serve?”

“Nice job, killer. You just killed the nicest man in town.”

“Look at you. All tied up, pretty as a present. I think it’s time to unwrap you.”

“What you doing over there? You can’t suck my dick from that far away.”

“I might feel better about our odds if our leader wasn’t fucking high!”

“We crushed a lot of families Playa, and someday they’re gonna holla at us.”

“Believe me when I tell you, we did the right thing.”

“You’ve been putting yourself before the crew…”

“We ain’t gonna start a war every time some muthafuckas act hard.”

“Your easy to talk to, you know that? I don’t gotta worry about you interrupting me or any of that shit…”

“There’s always someone lookin’ to take what you have. Some punk who want’s to make a name for himself. some girl you fucked and never called back.”

“The fact is, once your in the game there only way you’re getting out if your dead or in jail.”

“We coulda owned this town.”

“Don’t worry, I am fully equipped to pleasure you.”

“Ya know, you remind me of my old house cleaner…”

“There are beatdowns, and then there are beatdowns powered by GOD!”

“You ever see a demon eaten alive by ravenous insects? It’s pretty great.”

“When in doubt, missile the crap out of some bad guys.”

“There’s one universal constant you can always count on: things blow up”

“Hell is a chock-full of red-skinned demons to murder. Best part? They all deserve it!”

“I don’t really go for a lot of chit-chat but I have some opinions on certain parts of Hell.”

“Hope you’re ready to save some cash and kick some ass.”

“Now, I may not be an honest man/woman, but I’m a fair one.”

“I sold my soul, but don’t you dare call me a whore.”

“Swimming sucks. Lava sucks. Swimming in lava definitely sucks.”

“Aside from the screams of tormented souls it’s actually quite lovely…”

“It’s like my father said, if you’re gonna build an ivory tower, you’re gonna have to kill a few elephants”

“I was happy with people forgetting I exist, but motherfuckers always gotta bring up the past…”

“You haven’t seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the trunk of a car and the best you can give me is “Oh shit?“”

“Ya know what I hate? Underglow. That shit is tacky as hell.”

“Forgiveness ain’t cheap, buddy.”

“It’s been a while. Let’s go murdering for old time’s sake.”

“That’s a… that’s a big fucking robot”

“You don’t look like much. Then again, I don’t look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we’re both full of surprises.”

“Yeah, a coma and 3 dead friends dead… It really worked out for you…”

“You ready for this, Playa?”

“My English must not be as good as I thought it was…It sounded like you were giving me an order.”

“People need to wake up and see the threat that scum like you are to innocent people. “

“When these hands are crushing your throat, your dying breath won’t be an appeal to God. It’ll be ‘Thank you, [name]‘”

“The barbarians are at the gate—we need a general not an ambassador!”

“This is my city! I am it’s Caesar!…And I get to fiddle while it burns…”

“[name], you gonna let those bitches disrespect us?”

“Don’t worry sweetie, when it comes to drugs or snicker doodles I’m the best.”

“You roll with people long enough and pretty soon you start thinkin’ like ‘em…”

“Bullshit, that’s last year’s fall collection.”

“Yo, I signed on for killin’ gang bangers not fightin’ some SWAT team from hell…”

“Don’t you get it? I’m god here.”

“I may exist in meat space, but I live in cyber space.”

“I am offering you the chance to leverage your assets against your lives.”

“There is no mercy… only death. Don’t mourn your friend. You’ll be joining them soon.”

“When the hell did Philosotology become so popular?”

“If it makes it any easier on you, I’ll be sure to thank you in my acceptance speech.”

“I may be high, but I swear you’ve killed that prick before!”

“We should totally come up with a murder drinking game.”

“If I yelled hey rube, would anyone else know what the fuck I’m talking about?”

“There’s nothing more majestic than seeing a panda in flight.”

“If cocaine and coffee fucked in an alley, this would be the baby they left in the trash can.”

“I’m torn. I hate the autographed head shots [Name] keep leaving on my doorstep but, I love the money I make selling them online.”

“I don’t get why I’m so polarizing.”

“I should have ditched the dreads and the weed sooner.”

“We bent the laws before. Now we’re gonna break ‘em.”

“Look, the Earth blew up. We’re all upset about it. Let’s just take it easy.”

“If we’re gonna jack a car, we should at least change the paint or somethin'”

“Son/Miss, it’s not too late to walk away from this.”

“Listen smartass, you have no idea how hard it is to be in front of the camera.”

“Can’t wait to kill something, anything. Pow! Pow! Just kill'em, yeah.”

“Should I look for lights to shoot or is it okay to just kill these guys?”

“These kids with their videos games. When I was their age I spent my time outside, murdering people in the fresh air.”

“When I was a child my father used to make me fight the dogs for food. Its made me what I am today.”

“My dad always said, ‘if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em… and then betray them in a horrible murder orgy’.”

“I started out with nothin’… just a kid from the streets, with nothin’ to lose.”

“That’s the great thing about this city, it’s there for the taking.”

“This is our city. We’ll do whatever the fuck we want.”

“To hell with boats, I’m taking a plane from now on.”

“You can never have enough guns… That’s what my daddy always said…”

“Man I can’t tell if there are any female aliens, what you do, turn them over?”

“What is it with people wearing hotdog suits?”

“We got gangs fightin’ over shit that ain’t theirs, and you in the way. They don’t care if your representin’ or not.”

“It’s one thing to be revered as a hero, it is another to be a hero.”

“You know what I got last time I trusted someone? Blown the fuck up.”

“Just because you cleaned these gangs out doesn’t mean we are best friends again.”

“I didn’t get a master’s in economics to look like a slut.”

“I need you bring in the cheddar, not get shot 'cause you think you got somethin’ to prove.”

“If I were you, I’d drop them damn flags and get the fuck on out of here before I erase your ass.”

“I built… I watched… and now I’m acting.”

“It’s always a pleasure when you bring strangers into my house.”

“So do I get a manservant or what?”

“The Human race would be much safer without you in it.”

“Is it true you guys used to roll with a zombie?”

“Come on, I just got myself shanked so I could get a chance to talk to you. Doesn’t that show I’m loyal?”

“A fucking tiger!?”

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weeps softly. i finally figured out the log in info for this blog after a million years omfg.

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GOODNESS I AM SORRY FOR THE LACK OF ACTIVITY ON HERE. IMMA BE MORE ACTIVE SOON. JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN A LOT. Thank you to those who stuck around. <3

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Bioware Releases Patch 1.06 with TONS of bug fixes

Today, BioWare released patch 1.06 that included several quality-of-life and consistency fixes to Mass Effect Andromeda. Some of the highlights of this include 

Dialogue options no longer appear “greyed out” if a character has more to say

SAM will no longer mistakenly tell Ryder about receiving an email

Ryder can no longer romance Cora and Peebee, or Vetra and Peebee, at the same time

More legible subtitles

See it all here: http://blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-06-notes/

EDIT: One more big one!

Those of you who have the Deluxe or Super Deluxe edition will also receive two custom Nomad skins, a new casual Pathfinder outfit, and an exclusive multiplayer pack with a high chance of receiving an ultra-rare item.

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i have some muse and my wrist is almost healed up? plus a new me:a patch?!

is this a christmas miracle? 

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' you're a fan of sniper rifles, right? ' the biotic asks out of curiosity , arms crossing over her chest. ' which would you say is your favorite? '

“I do admit that my preference is to sniper rifles.” Garrus would muse before he appeared thoughtful to her question. “I don’t exactly have a favourite, but I am partial to the Black Widow sniper rifle. I was a fan of the M-98 Widow, but the Black Widow improved on a lot of faults it had. Do you have a weapon you are fond of?” 

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Curious anons want to know what are your kinks. They asked me to ask you about that.

“I can’t say that I really have kinks at the moment, as I haven’t really done too much other than your standard, ahem, fare.” Garrus would clear his throat. “I am open to trying things, though I do not know what exactly.” 

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“Hi.”

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Can you reblog/like this if you don't mind late responses

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originalmatsu:

What I mean by this is if I become really busy and can’t respond to all of my rps, I want to know that it’s okay that I respond when I have the time. Some people easily lose interest in threads and will drop them if they become too old, which is why I’d like to know who is okay with me responding whenever.

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"Thank you....Strange bird man."

“You are welcome, frosty human.” Garrus blinked a bit, unsure what he was being thanked for but he’d take it.

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❛ Does that calm you down? ❜

“Believe it or not a little bit of target practice does wonders for my nerves. That, and calibrating large guns of course.”