#swooooon

[rainon88]

That Porter love confession audio is gonna hit like crack. CRACK I TELL YOU.

He’s gonna make that shit sound shakespearean.

[ventique18]

BOOK 8 (6): Honorable Battles, Monstrous Knight

~ Please don't forget to filter out "twst book 8 spoilers" or simply "spoilers" if you don't wanna get spoiled ~

So Malleus' team splits in two and starts attacking. Already Kalim is tired of the violence. 😂 Kalim and Ortho got their magestone stolen from them, but Ortho can't help much because he's not allowed to use Android functions.

Kalim: "If only we could just walk up to the enemy team and say "Let's stop fighting over the magestones. We can just take turns refilling them.""

Ortho: "Uhm.... But wouldn't that defeat the purpose of a match?"

On Silver's team, they encounter the opponents who stole Kalim's and Ortho's magestone. They hide a few ways off, and are considering if they should ambush the enemies.

Silver: "No, we don't need to unnecessarily butt heads with the opponent. The goal is to gather as many stones as possible. Avoiding confrontations would be faster. We'll go around the gathering points fast and bring the stones to Lord Malleus."

Silver: "Let's give up on this point and go for the others instead."

The arrive at another point, and Silver mentions that staying in one place heightens the risk of confrontation. He tells his teammates that they should immediately proceed to the next point.

Ignihyde Student, WHEEZING: "Running... Running is so hard... Wai, wait.......... Let me... catch my breath first.....!"

Silver: "! I see..... Sorry. I should have considered that not everyone moves at the same pace."

The Ignihyde student gives up and tells them to leave him LOL.

Diasomnia Student: "Ig, Ignihyde students... are so weak! I can still go, Silver."

Silver tells the Ignihyde guy to rest up and go back to Malleus after. He runs to the next point with the Diasomnia student.

Silver: "This is next point...... But it looks like the opponent beat us to it."

The Diasomnia student is WHEEZING, but he offers that their other teammates may have gotten the magestone instead. Silver notes that they should have discussed with the others which points they'd be harvesting from, but that there's no time to waste on meeting up any more.

He rushes to the next point and the other student is DYING, saying Silver is too fast. 😂

THE GUY STRAIGHT UP COLLAPSES LMFAO. He begs for water and Silver magicks some for him.

Diasomnia Student: "Ugh... What kind of... What kind of monstrous stamina do you have.... I can't even move one step anymore......"

Silver, bless him, apologizes to the guy because apparently he wasn't considerate enough.

But suddenly, they get attacked!

Pomefiore Student: "Those guys got lots!"

Octavinelle Student: "We'll steal them all~~"

Silver: "I didn't want to fight, but this is a battle, so.....

SILVER VANROUGE, TO ARMS!"

THE WAY I SQUEALED WHEN HE KNOCKED THEM OUT IN ONE BLOW!!!!

The Diasomnia student teammate FAINTS LOL.

Silver: "I can't carry you all on my back. Please, wait for me. I'll definitely come back for you!"

[dumbest-bb]

When hes fucking you and whispers "theres my broken girl"

[gimmejimmy64]

🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️

[galesdevoteewife]

[Later from this post] - Only a thousand? I wouldn't accept anything less than INFINITE!!!! The updated last kisses just swept me away like a tsunami to the depths of affection ocean...THEY ARE SO GOOD!!!! Especially the pull to kiss one!!!! I couldn't stop squeaking 🌊🫠🫠 I didn't expect that because I didn't even know there were updated last kisses, and I was like asdjghlrthgvnlkcxnvla GALEEEE??????? AM I DREAMING??????? Cause I thought I would only see this aggression in my brain???

I think they are bugged in the Upper City. I can only trigger last kisses in the Morphic Pool now (Hotfix #24)

[Note] It seems Ed used to gave elves a setting that when they kiss on the lips it works like mind meld. They get to take a tour at each other's mind, and even fight there. From 'Elminster In Myth Drannor (1997)'

She glided to a stop in front of him. He kissed her eyelids, and then her chin—but at her lips he found his way barred by two raised fingers. "Leave my mouth for last," she said from behind them. "For elves, that's particularly special." ... Their lips met, and then their tongues. And El faced the attack he'd been expecting. The bright sparks of a spell seemed to streak through his mind, with her will racing right behind them. Symrustar was seeking to control him, body and mind, to be her puppet, while she raked through his memories to learn all she could...especially human magic.

Also elves's erogenous zone seems to include palms and ear tips.

Elminster almost smiled as a memory flashed through his mind. In the library of a wizard's tomb lost in the High Forest there is a curious book that has no name. It is the diary of a nameless half-elven ranger of long ago, that tells of his thoughts and deeds, and the sorceress Myrjala had made Elminster read it to learn how elves regarded magic. On the subject of giving pleasure to elven maids, it mentioned using one's tongue gently on the palms of the hands and the tips of the ears.

[tovieeeee]

Day 19: Giving gifts! w/ Logan from Sanders Sides

(Credit to vxxdvibe on TikTok for making YuMay :D)

[cctypical]

oh. oh my god. oh my god yes. yes please.

YES PLEASE. PLEASEEE. PLEASE I NEED THEM. I NEED THEM SO BAD. I CRAVE THEMMM. MY SHAYLAS. MY SPOUSES. MY TOPS. MY BELOVED. MY DOMS. MY MOMMIES. MY DADDIES. MY BEAUTIFULS. MY PRETTY PRINCESSES. MY FUCKING FUNNYBUNYYYYY

aight real talk. jax just looks SO badass like oh my god i swooned so hard. he’s so hot in this image like im sorry the way he’s glaring at pomni (or the camera idk) WITH THAT SMIRK??? folded IMMEDIATELY. and it’s literally a fact now that pomnis pupils dilate when she’s interacting with him LOOK AT MY GIRL. oh this is so hot i cant contain myself. the way they’re leaning against each other HELLO??? and pomni just threateningly holding the corn like that? made me wonder if jax is staring her down or staring the corn down and that’s why his pupils are so small lmao. that or he’s trying to get over his fear or smth. and can we PLEASE pay attention to the background here. yk the one with KAUFMOS DOOR ON IT??? imma look at you kaufax shippers. THE FORESHADOWING??? hinting that jax was ACTUALLY friends with kaufmo OR hinting at how ribbit is gonna be brought up in comparison to kaufmo?????

[krakenkrunch]

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