pool girl at the vampire mansion

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[excuesess]

Happy pride month to the people who in middle school had to tell their friends they had crushes on random guys so they would stop bothering you about it

[kajaphernelia]

crab shirt ryan I love you

[toxicmustdie]

jazz hands :3

[imqueerandadeer]

imagine being a casual fan and then you get to the venue and the band is rping a dictatorship, the lead singer is doing a terrible accent the whole time, then when you think it can't get any weirder they start launching 4 metric tons of pyrotechnics into the air during what you think is the last song, and then of course there's the fucking stabbing

[knucklexvelvet]

I love being a loser girl like yesss!!! omg go stay in your bedroom all day and listen to music, watch movies, read fan fiction, ughh this is the life!!

[scramratz]

My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

[juliasbored]

[vantsoir]

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

[vamplire]

may you attract someone who treats you like they want you in their veins

[werewolfguts]

gerard: *spits* "frank you ready? Does anybody know this? it's a cover song. it's by morrissey. it's called jack the ripper. it's about cutting up prostitutes"

[kwatzaya]

ladies, take it easy.. one at a time.. 😽 I'll shake my nonchalant dreadhead for y'all.. haha.. 😽😽

[astr1dkat]

i love them

[excuesess]

somebody stop me from shitposting about decay dance/cobra starship at 1:00 am every night

please this is a recurring issue

[paigesterz]

happy pride month EVERY decaydance artist and fan

[excuesess]

THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[excuesess]

this shit is supercalifragilisticexpiaidocious

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[excuesess]

You're damn right I was talking shit, I told your man so he would hear it

[excuesess]

So last night, girl, saw you under the bleachers giving head to a substitute teacher!!! Perfect grades didn't make no sense but now it's all cleared up