[iggykoopa666]

[daemonshank]

i was so enthralled by this image that i gave him a fanny pack and corndog

[dogpuppy]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

[benbrusque]

This one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanks

[skitariiposting]

🧹r/WitchCursesRUs

u/gopher-man-dan

got turned into a gopher with human ears ama

hey everyone, first time posting on somewhere like this, just fought a witch for the first time and - believe it or not - got hit by a purple blast of energy and boom: gopher with human ears. i'm still waiting on the incantation to wear off so i'm taking questions in the mean time.

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u/lobsterhunter

Was the witch hot?

| u/gopher-man-dan

fuck you

[skitariiposting]

u/witchwaythisway MOD

Your post has been removed from r/WitchCursesRUs due to the following reasons:

Violation of rules 1 and 2.

1. posts must be related to the casting of curses.

2. this subreddit is not for curse victims, it is for curse casters.

Go do your bitchin' over in r/OopsAllCurses instead.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[nando161mando]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brucebocchi]

[boudicca]

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

[aglais-i0]

RIP godrick the grafted you were a mediocre boss and im glad i killed you. you dont deserve a capital letter in your name.

[huggingtentacles]

Gatekeeper Gostoc wrote this post

[exedgelord]

Fucking disappointment after margit

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[shadows-ember]

This is humanity

[siawrites]

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

[labelleizzy]

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

[exedgelord]

Happy birthday Curiosity 🎈🎉

[escuerzoresucitado]

Beyblade

[necrowyrm]

Girls will see this and say "Fuck yeah!"

[frownyalfred]

A villain attacks the Justice League via dreams (like the JL episode) and all the members have to stop sleeping for a few days. Which seems like a lot of work for everyone, even some of the metas, but somehow the Batfamily seems to be getting more focused the longer they go without sleep?

By day three they’re still bounding around the Watchtower with Batman talking strategy. Meanwhile Clark is passing out against the wall because his mind doesn’t know how to cope without sleep even if his body does.

[frownyalfred]

[threespacemonkeys]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[exedgelord]

Good shit good shit

[exedgelord]

[exedgelord]

My ads are getting overwhelmingly specific

[exedgelord]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[daisy-m766-deactivated20260113]

@virtualgirladv