Tumblr of the Unknown

Adrian (he/him). I guess I just like liking things.

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1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

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Paddington and Nuckel's <3

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Kate MccGwire, Secrete (mixed media with magpie feathers)

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this is so fucking bleak

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[lizardsfromspace]

The real reason you couldn’t make Airplane! today is that it’s a parody of a type of movie that doesn’t exist anymore in part because Airplane! made fun of it so hard

[lizardsfromspace]

The 70s-style disaster film was already dying but Airplane becoming, by far, more known, more watched, and more liked than any real example of the genre even though it was the most popular type of movie right up until Star Wars is one of the most magnificent examples of Weird Al-ing something

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The jester mocking the court advisor so deftly, the curse on the king breaks because His Majesty realizes that guy does suck.

[lizardsfromspace]

To quote Daniel Craig: “We had to destroy the myth because Mike Myers fucked us.”

One unbelievable fact I learned looking for that quote: the Austin Powers sequels outgrossed both of the last two Pierce Brosnan James Bond movies.

Man those Brosnan Bond movies are such a weird transitional moment in pop culture. People tend to analyze that by going “well the Brosnan Bond films were Bond trying to figure things out after the Cold War ended, Craig is post-9/11 Bond” when the actual dividing line is the start of the Austin Powers Era of History

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absolutely shagadelic information

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and yet musical biopics did not die after Walk Hard. truly the darkest timeline

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the characters of seinfeld could kill the characters of friends with their bare hands

[thefoxconfessor]

i think we should give elaine a crowbar and lock her in a room with ross just to see what happens

[exegeticchains]

so no one told you life was gonna be this way *thwack! sock! splat! clank!*

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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this is a more succinct political commentary than most of the cartoons today

[exegeticchains]

anyone currently surprised that Craig Mazin writing an original backstory anthology episode for The Last of Us mid-season made for some incredible television should also check out Mythic Quest asap

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Clue: The Movie’s multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

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[hollowboobtheory]

gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

[hollowboobtheory]

you couldn’t make Home Alone 2: Lost in New York today because the strict airport regulations put into place after 9/11 make it nigh impossible for a child to simply walk onto the wrong plane

[exegeticchains]

you couldn’t make Citizen Kane today because everyone involved in it is dead

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oh cool, a new tumblr followe--

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