Y'all Need Therapy

I need therapy. You need therapy. But Tumblr is free so let's do this. 

[gentlemanmotorslifestyle]

[dykehimejoshi]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

[fibro-memes]

[sakhafa]

no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[r0zeclawz]

do NOT invite my whimsy ass to your social gathering im gonna straight up be like "hey guys!" and have a pretty solid time overall

[lactating]

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

[spiralstaircased]

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

[belokhvostikova]

[gh0sting-along]

i somehow simultaneously trust too much and trust too little. i will share my deepest secrets with someone but then also think they hate me.

[crazy-brazilian]

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[prettyonionbread]

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

[sovietnam]

[freesiadotcom]

having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in

[daisyfornost]

I'm in this and I love it.

[stuckinapril]

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

[stuckinapril]

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

[stuckinapril]

five year plan? have a good day. plans this weekend? have a good day. why i’m doing what i’m doing? bc i wanna have a good day. it is all about having a good day. nothing’s as precious as the present moment. neither the past nor the future. therefore i will make sure to spend it having a good day

[cannibalchicken]