Tomorrow is my sister's birthday and I want suggestions on something hilarious and REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING to do.
Get her one of those super fucking obnoxious loudass singing cards
GET A WHOLE HERD.
I CANT DECIDE IF MAKING THEM THEMED OR COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WOULD BE BETTER
YES
GET ALL THE SINGING CARDS
See this is how I know you both also have siblings. Catch tho, it's gotta be free cause I have no money. It's gotta be some good old home grown annoyance. If need be it can involve the dog. The lord giant 90lb lab.
Step 1; record you singing “Happy birthday” as loudly and obnoxiously as possible on your phone
Step 2; Dress your lab in a birthday hat and sparkly streamers.
Step 3; burst through the door playing the recording on your phone while singing along with yourself as annoyingly as possible. Sic excited lab on the apartment.
Step 4; throw some confetti (which can be made buy cutting up construction paper into tiny bits) in the air, making sure to cover as much of the apartment as possible.
as an oldest sibling tm a necessary addition is to call them the wrong age at every opportunity, get more outlandish as time passes. happy 420th birthday, asshole
doesnt matter what else you do, you gotta do that
I am also the oldest (there’s actually a significant age gap between us: I’m 41 and she’s 22.), and this is an excellent tactic I hadn’t considered. It’s like with her BFF…she’s like 5’4 and my sister is 6’0, so at every opportunity we tell the BFF she’s shorter than she is.
Also just so y’all can be as bothered by this as me: I was born on the 2nd of my birthday month. My other sister and my brother are both the 17th. My youngest has to come a day late on the 3rd just to piss me off so she deserves it all.
As a fellow eldest sibling, you are both right and correct. “Nods approval”
Ok so despite everyone's excellent suggestions @existing-oddball (who never comes on tumblr anymore) rudely decided to get up early and ruin any prank plans I made so I trapped her in the garage before she walked the dog and stood in the doorway screeching happy birthday to her while my mom cracked up in the dining room and my dad, who was upstairs on a work call at the time, surely wished he'd never had kids.
But I do love so many of these suggestions and will surely implement some when I'm not completely broke.
Also as a semi-related aside, do you guys like these anecdotes about my sister and my dog? Cause _I_ think we're hilarious (and when we play games together we 100% are I stg we should have a twitch or something.), but idk what other people think.
I do not remember waking up early on my birthday why on Earth would I go and do a thing like that
