exists solely for this purpose

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[trauma-demon]

My only moods are

High empathy

Anxious Anxious anxious!!

I AM GOD

Dissociate

The pure embodiment of rage

[esoteric-theology]

weird noises: happen in the wee hours

me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go

[metvmorqhoses]

girls don’t want boys, girls want a collection of ancient daggers, a gothic castle with secret passages, isolated from civilization and surrounded by an intricate forest inhabited by wild creatures to befriend at will, a labyrinth-library filled with rare and dangerous volumes, a hidden garden where strange flowers with no name can grow untamed, ridiculously long flowing velvet and silk robes, a nice divan-window spot on which to read, write and watch thunderstorms from, unlimited wifi, perfect eyeliner wings and maybe a pet panther

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[archiemcphee]

Los Angeles-based artist and baker Christine McConnell (previously featured here) just finished decorating her parents’ house for Halloween. What was once a charming and inviting home has now been transformed into a spooktacularly awesome Monster House! McConnell cut and painted foam-core insulation board to make the monstrous eyes and vicious pointy teeth.

The house looks even more incredible at night when it’s lit by an eerie green light and there’s smoke pouring out of the ferocious mouth.

But no matter whether it’s day or night, never turn your back on this house. Approach slowly, trick-or-treat, and then carefully back away…

[via Christine McConnell on Instagram and Flickr]

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

Happy birthday

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i'd like to see your most evil items, please

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[jewishdragon]

I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this:

Digital Painting, Illustration, Concept Art for Hire

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Shout out to strawberries, keep up the good work little red dudes.

[messy-kobalt]

When it’s time to pet your cat

[lovelyardie]

In foookin HOWLIN

[glowingforrest]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[inag-mag]

Wall paintings by Eron

[fairycosmos]

Top Ten Reasons You Should Hire Me Despite My Disillusionment With Reality And My Subsequent Hatred For The System

[afacelesschampion]