everything happens for a reason

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[fullmetalfisting]

Let’s bring this back

[pileofknives]

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[aberrantemotion]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[edwad]

i think the minimum wage should be 10000 dollars

[soyamorsoyvida-deactivated20191]

Per what

[edwad]

second

[sheabutterbitch]

The absurdity in this is funny until you realize Jeff Bezos makes $230,000 per minute

[sweetmemesaremadeofthis]

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[tiktokarchive]

[transprincessvivian]

[theinfiknight]

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

[hooray4skeleton]

Yakuza is just that kind of series

[randomiser]

[anchovy-official]

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[giggle]

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

ON GOD?

[sexwitsockson]

[kylobentrash]

Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up

[life-on-vvenus]

what if he can speak fluent English but has chosen to communicate through exasperated wails for the last sixty years bc he’s so done with the skywalkers’ shit

[museumnick]

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[opscurums]

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

[lestrangely]

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

[tamwah]

every time I drink water I think of that stupid image of the mom on her computer and the baby drinking gasoline or something and he’s like “water”

[tamwah]

[twenyonepilots]

its me. im the april fool.

[floralls]